Oh my god!!! I can not stop the tears from laughter! Thanks Don!!!!
Heather
At 10:39 AM 7/18/01 -0700, Don Rowe wrote:
>--- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > This list is too boring for my tastes!
>
>To lively up the list, and make it more to your
>tastes, please select the phrase of your choice below
>and post it to the list (as directed, where
>indicated):
>
>1. The Hinton biography should be considered The Holy
>Bible when talking about Joni's life and career.
>
>2. Everything Jackson Browne alleged about "Not To
>Blame" was true.
>
>3. The best thing Joni has ever done, or continues to
>do, is smoke constantly.
>
>4. George W. Bush won the Presidential election fair
>and square. (do NOT label this post NJC)
>
>5. Joni Mitchell would not be considered the icon
>that she is today were it not for the production
>contributions of Thomas Dolby & Larry Klein.
>
>6. Joni's okay, but Banarama ... now THERE was a
>band!
>
>7. Homosexuality is a manifestation of Original Sin
>which an be overcome through prayer.
>
>8. There is/is not a penis on the cover of Hejira
>(make your selection based on what you see or don't)
>
>9. "For The Roses" is a mere collection of pop
>throwaway ditties compared to "Hejira".
>
>10. "Hejira" is a boring bunch of navel-gazing
>anthems compared to "For The Roses."
>
>11. Joni's a great poet, but she's not half the
>singer Yoko Ono is.
>
>12. The only song Joni Mitchell ever wrote that said
>anything even remotely relevant is "Dancin' Clown."
>
>It is our sincere hope that these primers will steer
>the overall tenor of the list traffic in a direction
>more to your liking.
>
>Don Rowe
>
>
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