Ok, it's been a while but all this talk about first daughters has inspired this parody... bill ------------------- TAMING THE DAUGHTER She stepped outside to drink a beer And have a little fun Big sister passed out there Over by Air Force One Over by Air Force One. She's a runaway, who's slightly soused, >From the secret service and daddy's white house. Boring! The old man imploring No blaming the daughters (You can't blame the daughters!) Daughter, daughter drinking nightly. Oh, pity pity. Barbara says "It's hard to walk! Was that 200 proof?" The place to watch the girls the best Is on the white house roof. On the white house roof. Graduate with honors, One more swig and you're a goner Falling! The old man is calling For taming the daughters (You can't tame the daughters) Daughter, daughter, drinking nightly. Oh, pity pity. The cop shed light In my car last night It wasn't what I had planned. I just stepped out for a Guinness Stout And maybe a one night stand Formula template government style Genuine ID card for juveniles. Passes for a while, Now it's off to trial. I watched my friends up-chuck their beers And stare down at their chow And I thought of Jenna Bound and gagged In Kennebunkport now In Kennebunkport now. I'm so sick of this town, In any event Just four years And we'll be sent Packing! The old man is snacking And blaming the daughters (You can't blame the daughters!) Daughter, daughter, drinking nightly. Oh, pity pity.
