<< I take great pride in the fact that I have NEVER seen
a Planet of the Apes movie EVER>>
Well, *I* take great pride in saying that me & my friend Frankie Marchisello
went to "Monkey Mania" back in 1970-something, where we saw ALL the original
POTA's! We even took in grocery bags full of snacks! It totally ruled!
And to justify how cool that was, one of the coolest bands out there, They
Might Be Giants, perform ALL of the POTA theme songs live on their live CD!
<< What? You brought your own snacks? Naughty, naughty
-they practically do full cavity searches up here in
Toronto just to make sure you *don't bring your own
food* >>
While I'd love a good cavity search, I too smuggle in a roll of Necco wafers
when I go to the movies. Cost - 50 cents, and they last the whole movie long!
(Hey big boy, is that a roll of Necco's in your pocket or are ya' just glad
to see me?) :~D
<< I prefer to pay attention to my food while I'm eating it >>
Well, Catherine, Milk Duds have never really demanded a lot of attention from
me...unless they pull out a filling! Shit!
Bob, swinging his arms like a primate
