Colin wrote: > I misread this this and thought your church used Necco wafers for the communion! > I hated church when I was a child. Boring. Often in latin. Communion was even > worse. Hated the wafer and didn't want anyone's fingers naer my mouth. I recall > vividly once that whilst we were kneeling in line and waiting our turn, my > younger brother fartedl oudly. Still find that very amusing. More so because of > course one isn't supposed to laugh in church thereby making the likelyhood of a > fit of the giggles greater. That reminds me of a story about my friend's 4-year-old nephew years ago. They (being Catholic) were sitting in Mass, in the middle of a fairly lengthy sermon, followed by a long period of silent prayer. My friend's nephew piped up at a particularly quiet moment (at the top of his voice), "God, this is boring!" Apparently most of the congregation had a very hard time keeping a straight face for the rest of the formalities, and my friend's brother and sister-in-law were rather embarassed! Hell ____________________________ "To have great poets, there must be great audiences too." - Walt Whitman [EMAIL PROTECTED] Hell's Personal Photo Page: http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~hell/main/personal.htm Visit the NBLs (Natural Born Losers) at: http://www.nbls.co.nz
