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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange for a divorce. The
lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked
him the following questions:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Polish man: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand.. Does either of you
have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland .
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
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