> *The Soldier and the Nun* > > > > > A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, > 'Please, may I hide > under your skirt. I'll explain later.' > > The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up > and asked, Sister, > have you seen a soldier?' > > The nun replied, 'He went that way.' > > After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under > her skirt and > said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I > don't want to go to Iraq > ...' > > The nun said, 'I understand completely.' > > The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you > have a great pair of legs!' > > The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, > you would have seen a > great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq > either.' __________________________________________________________ Not happy with your email address?. Get the one you really want - millions of new email addresses available now at Yahoo! http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/ymail/new.html
