Hi Taiwo, This is the domain where i unwind after a hard day job, reading mails from fellow commando, cos we are actually one family a lot can be achieved from our contributions, help people get together, job-wise, rendering assistance and all that no man is an island. We are all great people and as such we should behave. Taiwo, see Kester he is our anchor man in PH, and we have Mike Agana these are my seniors though. I am of 86 set, octopus house, check out my pix on facebook and official wise see me on www.mavlinprojects-ng.com this is my little empire. Guys lets catch our fun and no ill feelings cheers, Tunde Okikiolu
--- On Fri, 8/29/08, Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@yahoogroups.com Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 2:29 PM Guys,# I was also struggling with who Ibifemi was. I don't know him and he is yet to let us know. I don't think its a function of set. As senior Kester said WE ARE FAMILY. Tunde's mail was very ok and as Daniel & Chike noted this isn not a maths class. my thinking exactly. I chose not to comment too fast before it seems I am emotional about Tunde or the mailing list. I really feel we need to know more about Steve because right now I have no clue really. I also don't know much about Tunde or many o us apart from my set mates. I called Gabriel Bigwan during our last exchange and it was ebarrassing to realize that he works in Shell. I also work in Shell. Just imagine that. I am based in Port Harcourt and i am into the IT field. Been quite an experience and I am currently on an MBA program with Manchester Business School. Yes, the course is online and quite a challenge. Yes, I am based in Port Harcourt and no, there are no plans to kidnap me. I think what we do is very important because we never know what we can do for each other. That is part of the spirit of the mailing lists. So, who is next. I wanna hear from senior Tunde for sure and hopefully Steve Ibifemi. Daniel & Akin, i guess for the others benefit. And of course, my honourable seniors and others who wanna share. Nice night guys, Taiwo (92 Set) "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley " He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb" ----- Original Message ---- From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 7:11:08 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? I beg make una no punish am now.....i don warn am oooooo ----- Original Message ---- From: John Akadang <johnakadang@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 7:00:11 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Dear Ibifemi Steve, No offence, but which set did you graduate from and what grade did you make in mathematics. No offence oooo!!!! John 88 set --- On Fri, 8/29/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 1:41 PM Thanks Kester! I second. Let those of us young at heart enjoy ourselves. Akin 92 Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:36:30 -0700 (PDT) To: <JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like this.So please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class it was suppose to tell you how mean........ HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi keep your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread. Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here. Cheers Kester Buzugbe '84 set ----- Original Message ---- From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT. please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the internet. no offence bro. ----- Original Message ---- From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan <relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Understand what is HR After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! Have a Nice Day. HR = HIGH RISK Think Green!!! Please consider your environmental responsibility before printing this e-mail. 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