Sorry no vex,na malfuction of the computer i wan make sure say you no wan kill Madam.So that parents of potential wives no go come dey give us thier Childern to marry.Congrats Bro and rock on.Look after bothe Mother and Child weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.Congrats Again, Kester
----- Original Message ---- From: Ikenna Mbanefo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: JosCommandos@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, 5 September, 2008 14:41:45 Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? senior kester, na wa for you ooooooo my wife na person pikin oooo them no say make i kill am when i go marry am. the last time way my wife born was 9th february 2006. so check your records. we dey sha nothing spoil. --- On Wed, 9/3/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 2:33 PM Come Ikenna no be you send us message last year ay your wife born?I beg confirm o. ----- Original Message ---- From: Ikenna Mbanefo <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Wednesday, 3 September, 2008 13:59:06 Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Hi Guys, its great to let you guys know that my family has been blessed with another baby boy on the 1st of september 2008. baby and mother are doing great. daddy and brother emeka are out of this world. thanks guys. onyekwelu (class of 89) --- On Thu, 8/28/08, TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> wrote: From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com Cc: "mutiu olawale" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "chuks elumeze" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "abiola akindele" <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>, "David Eshemitan" <relativist1@ gmail.com>, "kayode ogunsalu" <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com> Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 2:26 PM Understand what is HR After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! Have a Nice Day. HR = HIGH RISK Think Green!!! Please consider your environmental responsibility before printing this e-mail. Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com
