Good day all,
Just a little piece of humour after the few (heated) email exchanges in the
last few days....
Regards
ODU, Omola ('96: Dragon)
This is really a
healthy and good joke not the junk we see sometimes…, if u do laugh at
the end, please make it loud, it’s good for your heart!!!
VATICANHUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the
curb.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your
>>>>>>seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the
Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd
really like to drive today..'
'I'm
sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd
never gone to work that morning..
'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly,
the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The
driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope
is German..)
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens.
'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.
The
Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on
the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going 205 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,'
All the more reason!'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
>>>>>>
Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'
Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"A Ship in the harbour is safe....but that's not where ships are meant for....
They are meant for the rough, high sea,""With God, all things are possible"
--- On Thu, 8/19/10, Bamidele Ajibola Julius <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Bamidele Ajibola Julius <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] The 21st Century...
To: [email protected]
Date: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 5:42 AM
Senior,
Been a while, hope you are doing great. There is already a webpage created by
Snr John Adam which has been handed over to lagos chapter to complete
URL: www.cojosa.com
At the moment a group of developers is being consulted to perfect the site and
i have been informed that i will take part in the Architecture. As soon as the
discussion started, my mind went straight to you but i thought you are fully
into Networking; not development.
But now, Sir, that you have asked, you may please come into the play so we can
work together (along with some commandos knowledgeable in the field).
My number is 08025232323
Thanks
Bamidele Ajibola
1999set
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tue, August 17, 2010 9:27:55 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] The 21st Century...
hi all,
We've been told that the matter is being sorted out, let's move to other
matters ... Like our website! Who has an update on it pls? What do we need to
do to bring it up ASAP if its up we could achieve a whole lot. What's the
status pls
Ify Monye '94
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Zain Nigeria
From: [email protected]
Sender: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:01:46 +0000
To: <[email protected]>
ReplyTo: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] The 21st Century...
Hello everyone, perhaps for the very first time I will like to say something on
this site.
Am wondering what all the fuse is about, thanks to kadiri for his many job
postings but honestly it has become so annoying for me especially with the
advent of blackberry for every beep on my phone per second its a job vacancy
alert.
For some it may sound great, please let's be practical and also considerate, at
a point I was going to block myself from receiving messages from the site and
am sure am not the only one who feels that way.
For the love of our commandjos let's not take this issue further. perhaps adams
should have thrown this issue to the house before the action way taken, every
reason he has given for this action makes logical sense.
Let's all take this in good faith and move forward with more progressive issues
Thank you
Ariyike Oladipo nee Osomo
88set oct house
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
From: [email protected]
Sender: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:54:13 +0000
To: <[email protected]>
ReplyTo: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] The 21st Century...
I have read with interest views expressed concerning Kadiri's job placements.
This present portal should be used for views and opinions as expressed by Adam.
A seperate page for job adverts can be created this is open for those who are
positioned to give out jobs slots. The frequencies of job slots on this portal
creates for uninteresting reading and could make commandoes lose interest in
the page. Let's understand whatever is being done is a service to all that
satisfy all the generation of commanndos. Let's also not forget that we must
respect our seniors no matter how agrieved . Long live COJOSA world wide. Engr
Mike Agana. 83 set .
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
From: remi harris <[email protected]>
Sender: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:05:55 -0700 (PDT)
To: cojosa cojosa<[email protected]>
ReplyTo: [email protected]
Subject: [Jos Commandos] The 21st Century...
Brothers and Sisters,
Let us keep encouraging each other.
The tone of the recent development is not Commandcious.
Please let everyone express their opinion and contribute to knowledge.
Commandos are natural Leaders.
Please restore Kadiri's status.
His assignment was agreed at a meeting of concerned commandos in Lagos.
There are so many doubts about the e-mails (as warned by Mmaette of MTN's false
Job vacancies) as there are success stories too.
Please restore Ibrahim Kadiri's status in the spirit of 'comm-unity'.
It’s the 21st
Century....
when
We
are becoming lesser by the day
Our
communication - Wireless
Our
Religion- mostly Godless
Our
dress - Topless
Our
telephone - Cordless
Our
cooking - Fireless
Our
youth - Jobless
Our
food - Fatless
Our
labour - Effortless
Our
conduct - Worthless
Our
relation -
Loveless
Our
attitude - Sometimes Careless
Our
feelings - Heartless
Our
politics - Shameless
Our
education – Almost Valueless
Our
follies - Countless
Our
arguments - Sometimes Baseless
Our Job – Sometimes Thankless
Our
car tires – Tubeless
Our
food – Pepperless,
Our
Offices – Paperless
Our
Leader - Worriless
Our Salary - …. less and less…
Our
emails – sometimes useless
FRANKLY...
COMMANDOS PLEASE LETS WORKOUT, HOW TO IMPROVE ON THE STRATEGY, RATHER
THAN DESTROY THE STRUCTURE! ELSE WE BECOME COMMANDLESS!!!
RH
