--------------------------------------------------------------- Prayer for the terrorists http://jesusyouth.org/joynet/dec20.html --------------------------------------------------------------- Dear all,
I know my Congrats to the webteam of Joynet are quite late, and by now all of you must have realized what a poor writer I am! Anyway accept it. As the saying goes "Its better never than late" isn't it (just checking if u guys are awake!) Its truly amazing to see how people from a myriad of walks of life come together and share their lives and experiences together. It�s truly beautiful isn�t it? I think we may be the only such loving network on the whole internet.... I don�t know but in my limited knowledge I guess so. I specially want to congratulate Josun Jose, Abudabhi for two things. Firstly for being part of the web team and secondly for dashing my hopes of being the only Josun Jose in the world! I received a number of mails from joynetters far and wide asking me when I shifted base. One interesting person in Abudabhi send me his residence phone and mobile numbers asking me to call him up sometime. After reading a few such mails I got into a confusion. I got so confused that I had to go and ask my parents and family if I�m the real Josun Jose or I suddenly became some imposter. Each one in my family had different opinions, this complicated matters even more. Just imagine even my dog snapped at me and kept on barking until I left the house! All these occurrences put me into a deeper state of paranoia. I decided not to give up! I�ll prove to the world that I am the real Josun Jose and there never was, there never is and there never will be another masterpiece like me! It was at that time a wonderful idea found its way into that football ground between my ears.... (not very a very common phenomena with me) It was this. Instead of going by what each one is saying and thus become like the father and son who went to the market to sell their donkey and finally got a couple of kicks and lost the donkey in the bargain because they tried to please every tom, dick and harry who came across their path its better for me to...... Oops!... I forgot what that idea was.... Just a sec! Let me remember ok. Che! What was it??? HHAAA! Eureka! I got it! This is what it was. I�ll do some research and development and find out the truth of the matter. During the course of my research I concluded that Josun Jose, Abudabhi could have come about by one of three possibilities. 1. There is another Josun Jose in Abudabhi 2. Josun Jose, New Delhi has inexplainably been endowed with the gift of Bi-location 3. It could be a simple typo error. We�ll take each possiblity in perspective and finally prove the right one using my home made theory of using my kidneys instead of brains for thinking.... First possiblity:- There is another Josun Jose in Abudabhi:- In all these 23 years of my life I have never had the privilege of meeting another Josun. Till recently I also didn�t have much hope of meeting one either. I have an extremely unique name that is a special trademark to me alone. I�m thrilled to know that my hope of never meeting another Josun is dashed and that too much more than I expected. Not Just a Josun, but a Josun Jose from Abudhabi! Wow! This is interesting. Second Possiblity:- Josun Jose, New Delhi has been inexplainably endowed with the Gift of Bi-location:- This is truly inexplainable so lets just leave it at that. I cracked my nut hard enough trying to understand the true sense of bi-location and finally ended up nearly dislocating my humerous bone. Its not worth cracking our nuts on this possiblity, so its rightful place would be the recycle bin. It could be a simple typo error:- After an indepth study and research the only possible theory that finally fits into the puzzle is this one. To err is humor and to forgive is more humor! hehehe If any of you have managed to read till here, Give thanks to the Lord! You have been blest with an extra measure of patience! That�s a christmas gift! Hee Hoo! (that�s called braying) And by the way, before I forget. Merry Christmas to all of you. May this Christmas be a different experience for each one of us. Love in baby Jesus, Mama Mary and St. Joseph at the crib, Josun Jose/New Delhi/India Ps:- Incase anyone is offended I�m extremely sorry ok. Just send me a mail and I�ll say a Hail Mary* for u as part of my apology. ok. Ps again:- I am the real Josun Jose ok! *if I don�t doze off in the process. ----------------------------------------- This Advent Season our sponsors are selling goods and services you don't want to miss! Support our sponsors with your purchase by clicking here. http://www.catholic.org/clife/advent/specials.php This email was sent using FREE Catholic Online Webmail. Please tell your family, friends and children about COL Webmail! http://webmail.catholic.org/ =============================================================================== This mail is generated from JOYnet, a Jesus Youth mailing list. 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