>>Lesson number one >>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, >and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow >answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and >rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. >>Moral of the story is: >>To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high. >> >>Lesson number two >>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of >that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you >nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." > The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough >strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more >dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly >perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot >the turkey out of the tree. >>Moral of the story: >>Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. >> >>Lesson number three >>When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I >should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet >said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants >to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn >all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes >until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole >being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused >to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet >twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they >all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the >other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! >>Moral of the story: >>You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. >> >> >> >>-------------------------------------------- >>When i bee-um, the toilets clog with my poop >>When I don't take Beano >>I can't stop farting >>My shit doesn't smell, just clogs toilets >>-------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ Visit the world's greatest site at http://www.farts.com and listen to the fart of the day. Also, get your very own farts.com E-mail account. FREE!!!!! =========================================================================== To unsubscribe: mailto [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body: "signoff JSP-INTEREST". FAQs on JSP can be found at: http://java.sun.com/products/jsp/faq.html http://www.esperanto.org.nz/jsp/jspfaq.html
