An extremely shy and very modest man was in the
hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his
digestive system upset.
Upon making several false-alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided
that the latest was another false alarm, so he
stayed put in his bed.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond
his ability to remain rational.
Loosing his presence of mind, he jumped up,
gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
wildly, which
left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his
feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the
sheets, a security
guard who had watched the whole incident walked up
and asked,
"What was that all about?"
Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied:
"I think I just
beat the crap out of a ghost!"
my poop doesn't smell, it clogs toilets
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