> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son > playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the > train > stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the > hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches > who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down > the > tracks." > > The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use > that kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room, > and > you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with > your train, but I want you to use nice language." > > Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed > playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her > son > say, "All passengers, who are disembarking the train, please remember to > take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us > today > and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again > soon." > > She hears the little boy continue. > > "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of > your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the > train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us > today." > > As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of > you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in > the > kitchen." -------------------------------------------- When i bee-um, the toilets clog with my poop -------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ Visit the world's greatest site at http://www.farts.com and listen to the fart of the day. Also, get your very own farts.com E-mail account. FREE!!!!! =========================================================================== To unsubscribe: mailto [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body: "signoff JSP-INTEREST". FAQs on JSP can be found at: http://java.sun.com/products/jsp/faq.html http://www.esperanto.org.nz/jsp/jspfaq.html
