Re: [Juglist] Meeting Reminder

[Daniel Zhang]

neil wrote:

Hi, I am in South Africa, is it possible that I could join in this meeting
(Via web-cast or something similar)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Greg Jones" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 3:09 PM
Subject: [Juglist] Meeting Reminder
 

Just a reminder regarding the next JUG meeting.

Monday, July 21, 2003
6:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Topic: JMS Development Patterns

For more information:
http://trijug.org/meetinginfo.jsp?date=2003-07
   

Yes you could do so by executing the following code without any 
exceptions in your computer: ;-)

import javax.us.export.security.128bit.Licenser;
import javax.microsoft.net.Censor;
import javax.microsoft.vendors.Webcast;
public class triJUGWebCast {
      public static void main(String[] args) {
              Licenser licenser = new 
Licenser("DepartmentOfHomeLandSecurity");
              Censor censor = new Censor("Bill Gates");
              Webcast webcast = new Webcast("ResellerOfMicrosoft");

               if ( !licenser.CheckDNS.isEndedWith("gov")  ||
                    !licenser.CheckDNS.isEndedWith("com") ||
                    !licenser.CheckDNS.isEndedWith("edu") )  {
                      // Note: All logs below recorded by CIA or FBI
                     System.err.println("Warning: Sorry! You are not 
qualified to use IE or NS with 128bit encryption.");
                     System.exit(1);
                }

                if(censor.CheckOS.isWindows("StampedByBill")) {
                      if(censor.CheckOS.isWin95() || 
censor.CheckOS.isWin98() ) {
                            //Note by censor: choice 1 - WithUs; choice 
2 NotWithUs
                            switch(choice) {
                                  case 1: 
                                          try{
                                              censor.payExtraDollars();
                                              censor.upgradeToWinXP();
                                              webcast.isON("Bobby: 
Welcome to JMS meeting! ...");
                                          } catch (NoPaymentException e) {
                                              
censor.isAngry(e.printStackTrace());
                                              
webcast.crashYourMachine(true);
                                          } catch (NoUpgradeException e) {
                                              
censor.isAngry(e.printStackTrace());
                                              
webcast.crashYourMachine(true);
                                          } finally {
                                               break;
                                           }
                                   case 2:
                                            censor.isAngry();
                                            webcast.crashYourMachine(true);
                                             break;
                                   default:
                                             censor.payExtraDollars();
                                             censor.upgradeToWinXP();
                               }
                          }
                       }else if (censor.CheckOS.isLinux()) {
                              censor.isAngry();
                              censor.supportSCO("Secret Smiling");
                              
webcast.InvokeBackDoor.crashYourNetwork(true);
                              System.exit(1);
                        }
                        else {
                              censor.isAngry();
                               webcast.pause();
                               System.exit(1);
                         }
            }
}

-Daniel

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