A Middle Aged Woman
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and _ / )
taken to the hospital. While on the operating ( |
table she has a near death experience. ____|__
During that experience she sees God and ./ \.
asks if this is it. God says no and ./) (\.
explains that she has another 30 years (_______________)
to live. Upon her recovery she decides (((((((((( ))))
to stay in the hospital and have a face )))) ^ ^ ((((
life, liposuction, breast augmentation, (((( <o> <o> ))))
and a tummy tuck. )))) c b((((
((((\ ___, /)))))
She even has someone come in and change ))))\_`-' _/(((((jgs
her hair colour. She figures since she's (((((( `--' ))))))
got another 30 years she might as well )))))) ((((((is
make the most of it. She walks out of
the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance
speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and
complains: "I thought you said I had another 30 years." God
replies, "I didn't recognize you."
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and _ / )
taken to the hospital. While on the operating ( |
table she has a near death experience. ____|__
During that experience she sees God and ./ \.
asks if this is it. God says no and ./) (\.
explains that she has another 30 years (_______________)
to live. Upon her recovery she decides (((((((((( ))))
to stay in the hospital and have a face )))) ^ ^ ((((
life, liposuction, breast augmentation, (((( <o> <o> ))))
and a tummy tuck. )))) c b((((
((((\ ___, /)))))
She even has someone come in and change ))))\_`-' _/(((((jgs
her hair colour. She figures since she's (((((( `--' ))))))
got another 30 years she might as well )))))) ((((((is
make the most of it. She walks out of
the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance
speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and
complains: "I thought you said I had another 30 years." God
replies, "I didn't recognize you."
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