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From : Surya Fong <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [intern] Fwd: Logic ? -------Original Message Text-------- This is a forwarded message From: Amelia Tjandra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Monday, September 24, 2001, 8:46:31 AM Subject: Logic ? ===8<==============Original message text=============== >Delivered-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.2 (32) >Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 12:54:47 +0700 >To: (Recipient list suppressed) >From: corison <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Logic ? > >> >>Subject: Logic ? >> >> >>> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS >>> Smart man + smart woman = romance >>> Smart man + dumb woman = affair >>> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage >>> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy >>> >>> OFFICE ARITHMETIC >>> Smart boss + smart employee = profit >>> Smart boss + dumb employee = production >>> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion >>> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime >>> >>> SHOPPING MATH >>> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. >>> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. >>> >>> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS >>> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. >>> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. >>> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife >>> can spend. >>> A successful woman is one who can find such a man. >>> >>> HAPPINESS >>> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a >>> little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not >>> try to understand her at all. >>> >>> LONGEVITY >>> Married men live longer than single men, but married men >>> are a lot more willing to die. >>> >>> MEMORY >>> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use >>> in two people remembering the same thing. >>> >>> APPEARANCE >>> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. >>> Women somehow deteriorate during the night. >>> >>> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE >>> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. >>> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and >>> she does. >>> >>> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE >>> A woman has the last word in any argument. >>> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. >>> >>> COMPREHENSION >>> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman-- before >>> marriage and after marriage. >>> >>> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: >>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and >>>cackling, telling me, "You're next." >>>They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. _____________________________________________________________ Keluarga Besar Mahasiswa Siantar-Bandung (KBMSB) [email protected] http://groups.yahoo.com/group/KBMSB http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] Disclaimer : Isi tanggung jawab pembaca ! YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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