hahahahahahahaha...*ngakak mode activated*
> Dear all,
>
> guys...i bet you already know George Bush & Condoleeza Rice
> (the guy & the chick in white house..he..hee..)
>
> well..below is a conversation between them (top secret &
> unpublished)....
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> George and condi
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> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The new leader of China
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> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The main man in China !
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> Condi: Hu is leading China
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader
> of
> China ?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
> Middle East
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> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China ?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China ?
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> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China .
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> Condi: And call who?
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> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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> Condi: Hu is the guy in China
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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