Kaliwat nu pasti mah..ha ha

--- In [email protected], oman abdurahman <omanarah@...> wrote:
>
> Har, lain ieu dongeng ti kang Tubagus teh kamari kungsi diposting ku
> teh/kang Mia Launder dina mairan postingan kang Ilen jejer "Status
> Facebook"? Naha teu kapalire ku kang Tubagus?
> 
> manar
> 
> 2011/2/25 Tubagus Rifki L <tbrifki@...>
> 
> >
> >
> > Meunang ngopas ti balad fb,
> > Abah jalan-jalan jeung urut kabogoh ka Ginza Jepang. Geus jam 2 beurang can
> > dahar waé, atuh puguh lapar pisan.
> >
> > "Mah lapar henteu?", ceuk Abah
> >
> > "Ih puguh atuh, ieu beuteung mani kukurubukan kieu"
> >
> > "Wah lamun aya restoran Padang mah ngeunah meureun"
> >
> > "Enya nya, biasana gancang, teu perelu mesen heula"
> >
> > "Tuh aya restoran nu palayana maké robot!"
> >
> > "Enya nya, maké robot mah sigana gancang disuguhkeunana"
> >
> > Kacaritakeun, sup wéh ka restoran robot éta.
> >
> > Gék diuk pahareup-hareup jeung urut kabogoh Abah.
> >
> > Enya waé palayana téh robot.
> >
> > Robot datang ngadeukeutan, pék ngomong :
> >
> > "What is your nationality?", robot nanya.
> >
> > "Indonesia" ceuk Abah.
> >
> > "Selamat datang", ceuk robot maké bahasa Indonesia.
> >
> > "Apa bahasa suku Anda?", robot nanya deui.
> >
> > "Sunda", ceuk Abah.
> >
> > "Wilujeng sumping. Badé pesen naon?" ceuk robot maké basa Sunda.
> >
> > "Canggih mah", abah ngaharewos ka urut kabogohna.
> >
> > "Aya lotek?", ceuk urut kabogoh nanya ka robot.
> >
> > "Aya"
> >
> > "Pesen dua porsi"
> >
> > "Porsi ageung atanapi alit?
> >
> > "Porsi ageung"
> >
> > "Sabaraha céngékna?"
> >
> > "Nu hiji dua, nu hiji sapuluh"
> >
> > "Nganggo kangkung?"
> >
> > "Enya"
> >
> > "Nganggo waluh?"
> >
> > "Enya"
> >
> > "Nganggo engkol?"
> >
> > "Enya"
> >
> > "Badé engkol ti China atanapi asli Jepang?"
> >
> > "Nu mana waé lah", Abah mimiti rada ambek.
> >
> > "Kacangna badé diréndos atanapi di blénder?"
> >
> > "Kumaha sia !"
> >
> > "Kacangna setengah mateng atanapi mateng?"
> >
> > "Goréng sing garing!"
> >
> > "Nganggo goréng bawang henteu?"
> >
> > "Maké kéhéd!" Abah sesengor tarik pisan.
> >
> > "Dibungkus daun cau atanapi dipiringan?"
> >
> > "Dipiringan !"
> >
> > "Lisahna margarine atanapi lisah kalapa?"
> >
> > "Jalantah kuya !" bari ambek da geus aya sapuluh menitna.
> >
> > Robot cicing, lampuna buburinyaian, sigana mah keur proses.
> >
> > Kira-kira tilu menitan kakara robot téh ngomong deui :
> >
> > "Hatur nuhun. Pesenan katampi. Mung teu tiasa dicumponan"
> >
> > "Naha? Geus lila-lila aing tanya-jawab jeung sia teu bisa dilaksanakeun
> > siah?"
> >
> > "Kumargi teu acan aya kuya sareng jalantahna……….."
> >
> > "Bisa gélo aing ! Yu Mah indit ah, teu jadi dahar didieu !
> >
> > Ongkarana Sangtabean Pukulun Sembah Rahayu
> > TiRiLik
> >
> >  
> >
>




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