Urusan nyandung? Kuring sok bingung mun aya jalma hayang boga pamajikan leuwih ti hiji. Apan mun ningali barangna sarua. Apan postur awewemah dada mencenghul ka hareup, handapeun bujal molongpong bolong jiga liang guha. Meureun anu ngabedakeun paras wajah aya anu geulis aya anu goreng, kitu nyah???? Rieut oge ngudagna mun diukur ku ngalajur napsu. Napsu tea teu bisa mendungnamah atuh teu kaop ningali bikang geulis hayang bae nyabak. Sok loba salah kaprah, ngudagna ceunah sunnah Nabi, henteu aya larangan urusan nyandung. Heueuh henteu aya larangan, tapi mun nyandungna nyangsarakeun anak pamajikan atuh lain sunnah Nabi, tapi haram jadah! Mun ngudag sunnah Nabi, pan rea janda anu boga anak yatim, hirupna balangsak. Nyandung anu kaharti ku akal jeung asup kana Sunnah Nabi nyaeta nulung sangkan anak-anak janda anu hirupna balangsak ka angkat darajatna jeung ka urus tina agamana jeung pendidikanna supaya hirup anak-anakna jaga boga pangarti jeung masa depan anu bengras. Meureun rumusanna teh mun boga pamajikan 4. Panghasilan sabulan Rp. 20.000.000,-. Pikeun biaya 4 pamajikan ditaksir saurang Rp. 4.000.000,-. 4 X 4.000.000,- = 16.000.000,-, sesa opat juta saparo ditabung, saparo diinfakkeun. Meureun opat pamajikan tea titah nabung saurangna Rp. 500.000 sewang. Aya teu nyandung ngudagna nyalameutkeun kahirupan anak-anak yatim? Moal aya daek modar oge aing, sok tanyakan ka AA Gym naon anu diudag ku manehna nyaeta MEMEK !!!! (maaf kuring kasar ulah bendu).
Dari: Ki Hasan <[email protected]> Kepada: [email protected] Dikirim: Rabu, 26 Oktober 2011 8:56 Judul: Re: Fwd: Bls: Bls: Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The Battle of Yellow Rice :) Hehehe, poho aya si Ibi euy! 2011/10/26 Yeni Kurniatin <[email protected]> >Cing atuh Ki, Sempel problem-na ulah eta. Nu sanes Ki. >www.bioeti.com >Powered by Telkomsel BlackBerry®mun mayar nyambung mun teu mayar ngaleos >From: Ki Hasan <[email protected]> >Sender: [email protected] >Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:45:52 +0800 >To: Ki Sunda<[email protected]> >ReplyTo: [email protected] >Subject: Fwd: Bls: Bls: Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The Battle of Yellow >Rice :) > > >Jigana lain faktor jarak nu utama mah nya. Tapi faktor kamampuan ngolah emosi >jeung religi. Hehehe. > > >Heureuyna mah kieu: >Cenah urang teh boga tilu potensi, rasio, emosi jeung religi. Sukses henteuna >nyandung, leuwih pakait jeung kamampuan ngolah potensi emosi jeung religi. Da >mun dominan make rasio mah, weleh moal kapanggih jalanna. Coba we geura mun >make rasio mah, nyandung teh pan nambahan biaya, kudu neangan biaya tambahan. >Nyandung oge perlu energi gede, perlu mindeng ka warung Hudori. Pan eta teh, >sacara rasio mah biaya mahal. > > >Tah ayeuna mun bisa ngolah potensi emosi, nyandung teh lir ibarat kamampuan >berkesenian, seni peran ngolah emosi, neangan ekol kaditu, kadieu. Kitu deui >mun mampu ngolah potensi religi, nyandung teh lir ibarat wisata ruhani, nu >bisa dibibita ku alam jaga. Numatak jigana nu boga potensi sukses nyandung >mah, nya nu boga potensi berkesenian jeung religi. > > > >2011/10/25 Yuyun Hernawan <[email protected]> > > >>Uing wani lah, asal di Malaysia atawa di Banjarmasin, ambeh teu kanyahoan ku >>pamajikan >>Paling2 kanyahoan ku Ki Hasan, ha,ha, >> >> >>Consider the environment - avoid printing this document >> >>From:[email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf >>Of dudi mulyadi >>Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 9:55 AM >>To: [email protected] >>Subject: Bls: Bls: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The >>Battle of Yellow Rice :) >> >> >>Sim kuring, nitenan ti 4 atawa 5 mailling list nu kungsi adu renyom perihal >>nyandung, bisa ditarik kasimpulanna . Kasimpulanna teh lir ibarat pemda nu >>bisa ngaluarkeun perda. Kaluar pisan perda na mah , tapi pelaksanaan na teu >>kaciri jeung karasa. >> >>Ceuk pak mentri BUMN nu anyar mah, pak DI , cenah, Mun sakadar unggal poe >>miting atawa nyieun laporan bulanan mah can kaasup kana kategori geus beres >>pagawean ( cindekna mah can digarawe lah). Nu penting mah hasilna aya, karasa >>ku rakyat. Kakara kaasup bener digawena. >>Pon nya kitu oge tentang nyandung. Sok ngacung saha nu geus gawe bener ?. >>Karereanana mah gede hate , tapi ipis burih.... he...he..he ( kaasup >>kuring , nu can nasib) >> >>Mang Kabayan , kawasna mah bakal ngabalakan kana masalah ngawayuh mah >> >>Dari:Ki Hasan <[email protected]> >>Kepada: [email protected] >>Dikirim: Selasa, 25 Oktober 2011 9:25 >>Judul: Re: Bls: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The Battle >>of Yellow Rice :) >> >>Teu ibur mah, teu rame atuh. Ke moal aya adu-renyom-keuneun di milis. >>On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 10:05 AM, Yuyun Hernawan <[email protected]> >>wrote: >> >>Ari nyandung mah perkara halal >>Tinggal ngukur kawani jeung kamampuan >>Prak bae tong ibur, asal niatna nu syar’i >> >> >>Consider the environment - avoid printing this document >> >>From:[email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf >>Of mj >>Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 8:43 AM >>To: [email protected] >>Subject: RE: Bls: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The >>Battle of Yellow Rice :) >> >> >> >> >>Cek juragan rektor unpad di grup fiksimini basa sunda, perkara nyandung mah >>teu kudu diobrolkeun, didiskusikeun, dibahas, diniatan. Da eta mah soal >>nasib cenah. hahahaha >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On >>Behalf Of Kumincir Wikidisastra >>Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 8:24 AM >>To: [email protected] >>Subject: Re: Bls: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The >>Battle of Yellow Rice :) >> >>tunggu saja tanggal mainnyah, mang! >> >>poligami NO! >>nyandung YES! >> >>heuheu >> >>On 25/10/2011, Mang Kabayan <[email protected]> wrote: >>> Si Mang Kumi mah moal wani macem-2 di milis ieu mah Kang hahahaha... >>> Pamajikan nana aya didieu lin? Hehehe salah saeutik nulis... Aa >>> wayahna nya.. Aa sare di sofa hahahaha >>> >>> Lamun dina pangkat mah walopun mang kumi kolonel tapi ari pamajikan na >>> mah pan brigadir jendral hehehe... Biasaa angota ASSI mah pan kitu... >>> Asosiasi Salaki Sieun Istri hahahaha >>> >>> Nuhuuuuuns, >>> Mang Kabayan >>> www.dkabayan.com >>> ti urang, ku urang, keur balarea >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: dudi mulyadi <[email protected]> >>> Sender: [email protected] >>> Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:10:21 >>> To: [email protected]<[email protected]> >>> Reply-To: [email protected] >>> Subject: Bls: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The >>> Battle of Yellow Rice :) >>> >>> memeh ngabatu teh ngadodol heula atuh kang.......... >>> >>> >>> Dari: Kumincir Wikidisastra <[email protected]> >>> Kepada: [email protected] >>> Dikirim: Senin, 24 Oktober 2011 16:54 >>> Judul: Re: Bls: [Urang Sunda] Kabayan Sasab ==>Re:. [kisunda] The >>> Battle of Yellow Rice :) >>> >>> >>> >>> kajeun disebut sasab daripada ngabatu mah... >>> >>> >>> 2011/10/23 Mang Kabayan >>> >>> Hahahaha tenang Kang... Mamang mah beuki heureuy... Tapi panaaaaas euy >>> males oge disebut keledai mah hahaha... Kudu mulai hunting yeuh >>> neangan pos dua, tilu, nepika opat lin nepika pinuh quotana hahahaha. >>> > > >
