Chris Mauricio wrote:
On Thursday 05 May 2005 01:10, Tracy R Reed wrote:
Chris Mauricio wrote:
Joshua Penix:
Kernel Panic! God...
ROFLMAO. Fscking brilliant! Here, let me provide the scene just before
the one you provided:
Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen. The next presentation is Lan Barnes talking
about tcl/tk.
<SNIP>
/me claps!
Excellent! Well done! this has the makings of a 'net meme if I ever saw
one... Anyone else want to contribute? Perhaps a bit where Brian is forced
to write 'GNU's Not Unix' 100 times on the wall before dawn or get his balls
cut off? Or maybe where the old man jumps around dancing and saying "Open
Source" "Open Source" while Microsofties dressed as Slashdotters with
sequential UID's get ready to stone him with astroturf.
Or perhaps a little musical number from the end:
"Always look for the source, when downloading files, *whistle whistle
whistle*"
/. Zealot #1 : Hail Linus!
Joshua : I'm not Linus!
/. Zealot #1 : I say you are, Linus, and I should know,
I've been to a few LinuxWorld's
/. Zealots : Hail Linus!
Joshua: I'm not Linus! Will you please listen? I am not Linus,
do you understand?! Honestly!
/. Zealot #2 : Only the true Linus would deny his copyrights
Joshua : What!? Well what sort of chance does that give me ?
All right! I am Linus!
/. Zealots : He is! He is Linus!
Joshua : Now ... FUCK OFF!
/. Zealot #2 : How shall we, umm, fuck off Linus ?
Joshua : Oh I don't know, just go away ! Leave me alone!
Bill Gates : You told these people to interoperate with my Operating
System! You broke my bloody monopoly! You break my vow of
World domination, and then you try and clean up on my
patents!
Joshua : Oh, lay off!
/. Zealot #1 : This is Linus, the Chosen One!
Bill Gates : No, he's not
/. Zealot #1 : An Unbeliever!
/. Zealots : An unbeliever!
/. Zealot #1 : Persecute! Kill the heretic!
/. Zealots : Kill the heretic! Kill him! Persecute! Kill!
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