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Subject: EFFector 21.12a: EFF Uncovers Congressional Listening Program
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:28:38 -0500 (CDT)
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EFFector Vol. 21, No. 12a  April 1, 2008  [EMAIL PROTECTED]

A Publication of the Electronic Frontier Foundation
ISSN 1062-9424

In the 666th Issue of EFFector:
* EFF Uncovers Congressional Listening Program
* EFF Announces Plans to Move Offices to Armored Zeppelin
* Savage Threatens EFF Over Paradoxical Parody
* Homeland Security Official: Wikipedia Larger Threat Than
Terrorism, Dixie Chicks Combined
* Wikileaks Admin Credentials Leaked Onto Wikileaks
* RIAA Study: Music Piracy More Common Than High-Fives,
Bicycle Trips
* Comcast VP Slumber Injures Two, Frightens Dozens
* Telecoms Add to Immunity Demands or Will Refuse to
Comply With Court Orders
* Spy Agency Announces New Social Network Site
* Comcast Testing Embedded Cameras in Your Living Room
* miniLinks (5): Federal Agencies Launch
Stopthestopthespying.org
* Administrivia and EULA

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* EFF Uncovers Congressional Listening Program

Elected Officials Caught Voting on Basis of the Results of
Monitoring

San Francisco - Shocking new evidence presented to the
media by the Electronic Frontier Foundation today indicates
that elected officials may have been monitoring the
opinions of millions of citizens and using the data
collected to directly determine how they should vote in
Congress.

The civil liberties organization made its claim today after
the House's recent vote to deny retroactive immunity to
telecommunication companies.

EFF's technical experts claim that this unusual voting
behavior was driven by a massive program of surveilling
their own constituents' communications.

"There's no way they would have voted this way without
outsider information," said Cindy Cohn, EFF's Legal
Director. "We have direct evidence showing that
Congressional officials opened the letters of constituents,
read their email and, -- with the craven complicity of the
major telecommunications companies -- recorded phone calls
left by thousands of innocent citizens. Having dragnetted
the contents of those calls, they decided to vote down
telecom immunity -- an act explicitly proscribed by expert
industry lobbyists and Congress' own traditions and
standards."

Cohn was particularly disturbed at the particular target of
this surveillance. "Whistleblowers within the Congressional
leadership have indicated to me that a large number of
these intercepted calls came from EFF's own membership."

When contacted, most alleged victims said they had no proof
they were being monitored. But some confessed they had
become suspicious after the House of Representatives voted
to keep telecom immunity out of their immunity bill earlier
this month.

"When I heard about the immunity bill, I have to say that I
picked up my phone and called Washington," said one EFF
member, who said she wished to remain anonymous. "Seconds
after calling my Congressman's number, I heard clicking,
then there was this muffled voice. I got the creepiest
sensation that I was being listened to. A day later my
representative voted exactly the way I had said he should.
Right down to the word. It was like he was in my head. You
think that was a coincidence?"

Legal experts suggest that, while unusual, Congress using
evidence collected through the wholesale datamining of
constituent communications may not be unconstitutional.
"Our founding fathers did not prohibit the federal use of
evidence gathered from the mass surveillance of popular
sentiment per se," said constitutional lawyer Mike Godwin,
"although it has been traditionally a power used only under
extremely rare conditions, such as close elections."

For this release:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* EFF Announces Plans to Move Offices to Armored Zeppelin

Maiden Voyage to France and Japan Planned to Liberate ISPs

San Francisco  The Electronic Frontier Foundation
announced its purchase of a $16.5 million dollar armored
zeppelin, which will become the new EFF headquarters in
2009.

"We felt that our organization had outgrown its Mission
District office space and that it was time to branch out
into a new direction," says EFF's Executive Director, Shari
Steele.

The new armor-plated, floating offices have been funded by
anticipated revenues from Hepting v. AT&T, the class-action
lawsuit filed by EFF in 2006 on behalf of AT&T customers,
alleging that the telecom giant had violated the law by
collaborating with the National Security Agency (NSA) in
its massive, illegal program to wiretap and data-mine
Americans' communications. Sources on the EFF's board of
directors have been quoted as cackling, "Once our trial
lawyers get our hands on that money, we will be
unstoppable!"

The hydrogen-powered floating office will also help to
increase EFF's international presence. The EFF office's
first missions will be to travel to France and Japan where
ISPs in those two countries have given in to pressure from
the music and record industries to institute a "three
strikes" rule, which would throw customers offline,
possibly permanently, if rightsholders report that they
have been infringing on their copyrights. The zeppelin will
release an army of genetically-engineered winged monkeys,
which will patiently explain why this scheme deprives
Internet users of due process and their privacy before
biting any nearby copyright maximalists and infecting them
with rabies.

"Our new office heralds an exciting new chapter in the
history of this organization," says EFF's Legal Director,
Cindy Cohn. "And I will never have to worry about finding a
parking space in the morning."

For this release:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Savage Threatens EFF Over Paradoxical Parody

For most Americans, April 1 marks a day of jokes, laughs
and smiles. Not so for grumpy radio-commentator Michael
Savage, who checked his email Tuesday morning to find he
had been parodied in the Electronic Frontier Foundation's
weekly newsletter, "EFFector."

"The only thing worse than losing my [admittedly] frivolous
lawsuit to that bunch of commie-loving hippies is having to
read fake, silly quotes of mine they wrote," remarks
Savage. "It's un-American, plain and simple, and I will
complain about it on-air until my core constituency has
even less respect for me."

Savage entered the limelight recently when he attempted to
misuse copyright law to silence a non-profit critic, the
Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR).

"Michael Savage's frivolous and baseless lawsuit is a
direct attack on First Amendment freedoms and on any
citizen's right to comment on public issues," said CAIR
Legal Counsel Nadhira Al-Khalili. "His suit is an abuse of
the judicial system and a transparent attempt to punish
those who challenge his hate-filled rhetoric."

Savage responded by saying, "Bunch o' homos."

EFF spokesperson Rebecca Jeschke had no comment.

For more on Savage's misuse of copyright law:
http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2008/01/another-year-another-attempt-misuse-copyright-law-silence-critic

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Homeland Security Official: Wikipedia Larger Threat Than
Terrorism, Dixie Chicks Combined

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) raised the
national threat level from 'High' to 'Severe' this weekend
after a senior official stumbled upon Wikipedia.org, a
popular online open-content encyclopedia.

"There is enough information at that website to allow
anyone to know anything," said Homeland Security Secretary
Michael Chertoff in a statement Wednesday. "Such access
poses a significant threat to the well-being and integrity
of this administration."

An unnamed senior official became aware of the vast amounts
of information online when he walked past his son's
computer and saw the Wikipedia entry, "Project for the New
American Century." He immediately edited the page, deleting
the article before his son returned.

"Knowledge is power, and if the sum of human knowledge
falls into the wrong hands, we risk a disaster
incomprehensibly larger than Sept. 11. It'd be like Sept.
11 and the Dixie Chicks combined. Times a million."

The DHS announced plans to work with major telecoms to
prevent American access to the popular website.

Wikipedia admins have been working overtime to restore the
deleted page.

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Wikileaks Admin Credentials Leaked Onto Wikileaks

Havoc ensued Friday evening at whistleblowing website
Wikileaks.org after an individual anonymously leaked the
superuser account and password for the site's MediaWiki
installation.

Administrators were able to regain control early Sunday
morning and spent the remainder of the day removing phallic
imagery nefariously dispersed throughout the site.

For this post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* RIAA Study: Music Piracy More Common Than High-Fives,
Bicycle Trips

Findings from a two-year study released Monday by the
Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) indicate
that illicit music downloads among young adults are more
popular than PB & J, high-fives, and all-around good times
combined.

"With such concrete evidence as to the true extent of music
downloading, I think it's clear we have an obligation to
push forward and properly reprimand the assailants," said
RIAA President Cary Sherman in a statement Monday.

The two-year study collected data from a sample of over
5,000 college students across the country. Individuals were
asked to record the number of times a day they did a
variety of common, college-aged activities including, but
not limited to: making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,
doing homework, throwing high-fives, rockin' out, riding
bicycles, getting hyphy/crunk, eating pizza, skateboarding,
being kidnapped, just chillin', enlisting in armed
services, and using LimeWire.

"70% of individuals noted they use LimeWire more often than
they eat pizza." Continued Sherman, "That's just not right.
When I was in school, I ate pizza all-day everyday. Pizza
is awesome. Sharing copyrighted material is not awesome."

"At least the results of this study seem slightly more
accurate than the other studies we've seen," says EFF
senior staff attorney Fred von Lohmann via email. "I'll
give them that much."

University students have traditionally been targeted by the
RIAA for copyright infringement, beginning with the release
of Napster, the first widespread file-sharing service.
Peer-to-peer proponents fear this data will lead to another
overwhelming tide of lawsuits aimed at universities and
their students.

For more about the Motion Picture Association of America's
revision of faulty, secret research results:
http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2008/01/mpaa-s-error-oops-college-students-aren-t-so-bad-after-all

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Comcast VP Slumber Injures Two, Frightens Dozens

Eyewitnesses report that Comcast executive vice president
David L. Cohen dozed off while delivering his Powerpoint
presentation at a Stanford-hosted FCC hearing on Friday.

"He was up there talking about packets and tubes, and then
he gradually began mumbling and leaning into the screen,
eventually falling and knocking it over," reports
second-year law student, Travis Pazin.

Onlookers jumped to their feet as the 72-inch projection
screen fell from the stage, injuring two and frightening
many others. Visibly shaken, Cohen picked himself up and
began speaking as if nothing had happened. A drool stain
adorned his American flag tie.

Comcast representatives were invited to the Stanford
hearing to discuss the company's "network management
practices." Public outcry erupted last month when it was
discovered that citizens were denied entry to a public FCC
hearing because Comcast paid employees to fill seats.
Several employees were seen sleeping during the hearing,
while others loudly applauded boring parts of Comcast's
presentation.

"I really don't see what the big deal is.  The Internet is
boring as hell," commented Comcast service technician,
Nicholas Breen.

A source within the FCC indicated that a third hearing is
being scheduled for May, this time with loud music and lots
of coffee.

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Telecoms Add to Immunity Demands or Will Refuse to Comply
With Court Orders

Representatives of the telecommunications industry
submitted to Congress a list of demands that "must be met"
before they would comply with surveillance orders. The
telecommunications carriers had previously threatened to
not cooperate with future surveillance unless Congress
provided retroactive immunity for their cooperation with
Government surveillance programs.

While carrier cooperation is required by court orders, the
Administration took up the telecom industry's cause,
asserting that a failure to let companies like AT&T and
Verizon off the hook would "undermine the private sector's
willingness to cooperate with the Intelligence Community."
The list of demands, which appeared to be crafted from
pasted scraps meticulously sliced from magazine covers,
included demands like eliminating all FCC regulations on
telephone calls, multi-billion dollar government subsidies,
and exemption from anti-trust laws.

"When the Senate actually gave in on retroactive immunity,"
said a knowledgeable telecommunications lobbyist speaking
on condition of anonymity, "we had to ask ourselves 'why
stop there?'"

Industry sources say that a new list is being compiled in
case Congress accedes to today's demands. According to one
industry source, a proposal to require Congressional
leaders to kneel and kiss telecom executives' rings did not
make the first cut but is under consideration for the next
round.

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Spy Agency Announces New Social Network Site

Move over Facebook and MySpace -- the NSA is now in the
social networking business.

This week, the NSA announced SpySpace.com -- a social
networking site developed by the NSA itself. SpySpace.com
will allow ordinary Americans to instantly share their
private data with the government -- eliminating the NSA's
reliance on cumbersome requirements such as warrants.

SpySpace.com allows users to upload personal data about who
their friends are, what sites they visit, what books and
newspapers they are reading, and where they live directly
into a massive database controlled by the NSA. Messages
sent though the site will be automatically copied --
without warrants -- to a secure room controlled by the NSA.
Third party apps make it easy to tag your friends as
"suspicious" or "unpatriotic."

Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell hailed the
site's potential. "Since Congress has so far failed to
protect telecoms against lawsuits, wholesale domestic
spying is more difficult than ever. SpySpace will give our
agents the access they need to protect Americans in their
homes -- all legally, and all without warrants or other
restrictions."

SpySpace apologist Richard Esguerra expressed enthusiasm
for the new site. "I think it's neat. I'm not doing
anything wrong, so I don't have anything to hide. And if I
can save the government the few seconds it takes to get a
warrant, I'm helping my country fight evildoers."

The use of social networking sites has exploded in recent
years, with millions of people making private information
public by uploading data about their social networks,
consumption habits, and travel patterns.

For more about social networking sites and the growing
potential for privacy violations:
http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2007/09/myspace-and-facebook-plan-use-personal-data-targeted-advertising

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* Comcast Testing Embedded Cameras in Your Living Room

In an interview with a blogger, Comcast's Senior
Vice-President of User Experience, Gerard Kunkel, revealed
tests of new, built-in camera technology that recognizes TV
viewers in the room, then uses that information to deliver
program recommendations and targeted advertising.

Kunkel hinted that the system could recognize when children
were present, offering parental controls or automatically
displaying an episode of Dora the Explorer or the
Backyardigans. Kunkel attempted to allay privacy fears by
saying that the system was not based on facial recognition.
Instead, it distinguishes between members of a household by
recognizing body forms.

Kunkel ended the interview saying, "In Comcastic world,
television watches YOU!"

For more about Comcast's camera technology trials:
http://newteevee.com/2008/03/18/comcast-cameras-to-start-watching-you/

For this complete post:
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

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* miniLinks
The week's noteworthy news, compressed.

~ Federal Agencies Launch Stopthestopthespying.org
U.S. law enforcement agencies start grassroots campaign to
counter grassroots campaign.
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

~ Telecom Officials Get Flu Shots
Shots include the only immunity the telecoms should get.
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

~ Every Last Spoon In EFF Offices Found Bent
Paranormalist activity detected around San Francisco's
Mission District.
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

~ Cory Doctorow Takes Vow of Silence
Tracking services report Internet bandwidth usage shrinks
30%.
http://www.eff.org/pages/04/01

~ Google Selling Services to the Government
A small group at Google sells search and information
sharing tools to federal agencies. (Really.)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/03/30/BUQLUAP8L.DTL

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