Hi, all I belong to a couple of different groups and I had to pass this one from the
the wireless group. So if you think that you've done some pretty stupid things on
site, please read this. You'll die laughing.
OK,Things NOT to do on an install
Alright,Here we go,after todays events here is a list of the top 10 things not to do
when at the customers location(#1 happened today!!!)
10.Forget to close the door and let the family pet get away!(then chase it for the
rest of the day)
9.Unplug a large freezer full of frozen fish to plug in Your extension cord for Your
drill-forget to plug it back in and leave-phone call WILL follow about 3 wks
later-YEEECH!!!!
8.Leave full tube of silicone on the deck with it loaded into gun and open-lose Your
mind when You are on the roof and the resident 3 yr old squeezes the entire contents
of the tube onto the sidewalk-for an added bonus,dont see it until You step in it!!
7.Step in a LARGE pile of dog $#!t and then walk through their living room and down
the hall!(carpet is white OF COURSE!)
6.Leave a large roll of mastic laying on the ground-listen to screams of terror as
Sissy strips the hair off of her 2 yr. old brothers arm with it( hear from the roof of
course)
5.Measure Your cable 4 times just to be sure and cut it off,hook up antenna and feed
the cable down only to find it is still a foot short
4.Put Your handy dandy Burnz-o-matic pocket soldering iron down on the table thinking
it was not lit anymore-come back in 5 minutes and find it and a large pile of white
plastic on the deck
3.Lay a large screwdriver on the roof thinking it wont go anywhere-screwdriver rolls
off the roof and You say,"I'll get it later".Go off the roof and find the screwdriver
sticking in the dash of the convertible in the driveway
2.Put down the extended 15 ft mast on the roof for 2 seconds to adjust the brackets on
the chimney,watch it slide off and impale the above ground pool-enough said-You figure
out what happens next!!
1. And the #1 thing is something that I did today(Yes I am an idiot but at least You
may laugh at it and it will brighten Your day!)Make Damn sure that the steam line for
the hot water heat is NOT directly behind the wall that You are drilling a half inch
hole through-it makes a Hell of a mess.,Tim
Enjoy!
Jay Elliott
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