>Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:04:03 -0500 >From: Timmerman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Bill Maher's closing remarks on his show the other night... >Sender: Timmerman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >X-ELNK-Info: spv=0; >X-ELNK-AV: 0 >X-ELNK-Info: sbv=0; sbrc=.0; sbf=0b; sbw=000; > > > >-- >Date: 28/03/2006 11:31 > >RE: Bill Maher's closing remarks on his show the other night... > > >These were comedian Bill Maher's closing remarks on his show the other >night >regarding George W. Bush: > >Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. >There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. >You can't start another war because you used up the army. >And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the >Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. >The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. >No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished." > >"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest >and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil >company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try >the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? >Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that >you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I >know. >There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. >Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. >Turning the space program over to the church. >And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote." > >"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? >Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. >You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given >yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. >Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never >conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes." > >"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, >four airlines, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the >City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying >you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse >it could be if you were on the other side." > >"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.'
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