> > Funny Notices in English collected by an English tourist in >Gujarat, India: >In an Ahmedabad Hotel: > >Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to >do such thing is please not to read this notice. > >In a Baroda hotel elevator: > >The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret >that you will be unbearable. > >In a Surat hotel lobby: > >Please leave your values at the front desk. > >In a hotel in Jamnagar: > >Visitors are expected to complain at the office between >the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.. > >In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College: > >You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. > >Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: > >Drop your trousers here for best results. > >In a Bhavnagar hotel: > >Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the >opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be >used for this purpose. > >In an Anand laundry: > >Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon >having a good time.. > >In a heritage hotel at Junagadh: >Take one of our horse-driven city tours - >we guarantee no miscarriages. > >Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) >in Rann of Kutch: > >Would you like to ride on your own ass? > >In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: > >Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. > >In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist: > >Specialist in women and other diseases. > >In a Bharuch hotel: > >The manager has personally passed all the water served here......... >!!!!!!!! > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAAMN: Los Angeles Alternative Media Network --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: <mailto:[email protected]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe: <mailto:[email protected]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digest: <mailto:[email protected]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help: <mailto:[email protected]?subject=laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post: <mailto:[email protected]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive1: <http://www.egroups.com/messages/laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive2: <http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
