*3. María Corina Fucking Machado. <http://venezuelanalysis.com/news/9769> And
speaking of talentless twits who hated the ‘Cito, how nice that Venezuela’s
leading putschist is still up to her old tricks. Fortunately, failed coup
attempts are all she’ll ever be able to lead. Nobody wants her for
president of Venezuela, you see. All she knows how to do is sulk, pout, and
blame the Cubans.*
*
*

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*4. Guillermo Fucking Cochez.
<http://venezuelanalysis.com/analysis/9771> Meanwhile,
in Panama, another putschist failure rears his oily head again. Yes, the
same shitty ex-diplomat who circulated pictures of another man who he
claimed was Chavecito, being intubated in hospital. This time, he claims
Nicolás Maduro — the current president of Venezuela, and well known to have
been born and raised in Caracas, where his Jewish ancestors arrived over
200 years ago — is secretly a Colombian! I just find it endlessly funny how
all these people who spend more time in Miami, and don’t give a shit about
Venezuela, spend so much time cooking up all this bullshit about people who
are unquestionably legit. Have they nothing better to do? Like, oh,
say,twiddling
their thumbs?*


*And finally, to the Fucking Wall Street Journal — which has finally and
truly earned itself the name of Wall Street URINAL. Egypt “needs a
Pinochet”<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/06/wall-street-journal-says-egypt-needs-a-pinochet/>
like
I need an extra vagina. Pinochet, in case you’ve forgotten, fucking RUINED
Chile in every conceivable way, including making abortion illegal even for
an 11-year-old who got raped, and whose life may be in
danger.<http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/abortion-debate-erupts-in-chile-over-case-of-raped-11-year-old/article13043407/>
He
fucked the economy on all fronts, he killeddemocracy (he didn’t “midwife” a
goddamn fucking thing!), he “disappeared” thousands of ordinary Chileans,
he ordered the murder of the great Víctor Jara, and even two innocent US
citizens weren’t safe from his goon squads. And the Urinal talks about all
this as though it were “necessary”? For what — fucking Egypt up the Suez
Canal? What a crock of utter bullshit. But then, what do we expect of a
crapitalist rag? Fascism, as I so often say, isn’t capitalism plus murder;
it’s capitalism minus gloves.*

*Good night, and get fucked!*


http://www.sabinabecker.com/2013/07/wankers-of-the-week-apocalypse-not.html




Wankers of the Week: Apocalypse
Not<http://www.sabinabecker.com/2013/07/wankers-of-the-week-apocalypse-not.html>July
6, 2013 — Sabina Becker

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Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, here we are…a full week since DOMA died,
and obviously the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Everyone got
married to an animal and/or inanimate object, and all the homo-sex-you-all
fornication that went on just killed all the kittens. Ha, no, not really.
Actually, nothing bad happened…nothing that could be blamed on same-sex
marriage, anyway. However, plenty of other bad stuff happened…and these
people are to blame, in no particular order:

1. George W. Fucking
Bush.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/01/bush-says-civil-were-liberties-guaranteed-under-his-nsa-internet-surveillance/>
Liar,
spy-er, pants on fire, still got ‘em caught in the telephone wire. Yep, the
author of the NSA spy program is shooting his fool mouth off again this
week. And I still want to punch him right in the fucking smirk. For all the
same reasons, too.

2. Jennifer Fucking
Lopez.<http://gawker.com/jennifer-lopez-to-perform-at-lavish-birthday-party-of-b-619653976>
Hey,
remember when this talentless twit signed on to a “protest” calling
Chavecito (democratically elected and re-elected, no torture, popular, I
could go on) a “dictator”? Well, guess whose birthday she “sang” at this
week. Yup, an actual, bona-fide dictator from Turkmenistan. And a brutal
motherfucker he is, too. Clearly, Jenny-from-the-Block can’t read. And
somewhere, Chavecito is laughing. Not only at her, but at her clueless
choreographer, too. PS: Aaaand she
apologizes.<http://www.contactmusic.com/in-depth/jennifer-lopez-apologises-for-turkmenistan-birthday-president-performance_3741609>
But
not before that gigantic cheque cleared the bank, I bet.

*3. María Corina Fucking Machado. <http://venezuelanalysis.com/news/9769> And
speaking of talentless twits who hated the ‘Cito, how nice that Venezuela’s
leading putschist is still up to her old tricks. Fortunately, failed coup
attempts are all she’ll ever be able to lead. Nobody wants her for
president of Venezuela, you see. All she knows how to do is sulk, pout, and
blame the Cubans.*

[image: ven-independence-day.jpg]

*4. Guillermo Fucking Cochez.
<http://venezuelanalysis.com/analysis/9771> Meanwhile,
in Panama, another putschist failure rears his oily head again. Yes, the
same shitty ex-diplomat who circulated pictures of another man who he
claimed was Chavecito, being intubated in hospital. This time, he claims
Nicolás Maduro — the current president of Venezuela, and well known to have
been born and raised in Caracas, where his Jewish ancestors arrived over
200 years ago — is secretly a Colombian! I just find it endlessly funny how
all these people who spend more time in Miami, and don’t give a shit about
Venezuela, spend so much time cooking up all this bullshit about people who
are unquestionably legit. Have they nothing better to do? Like, oh,
say,twiddling
their thumbs?*

5. Tim Fucking 
Huelskamp.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/30/david-gregory-shuts-down-anti-gay-republican-kids-need-loving-parents/>
If
you ever wondered just how sore of losers the Religious Reich could be,
here’s your answer. Since DOMA is now as good as dead, and same-sex
marriage is moving forward in several states, this jackass is introducing a
*constitutional amendment* to “protect” heterosexual marriage (note the
quotes). Meanwhile, the evidence continues to mount that children raised by
same-sex parents are not only NOT worse off than their peers, in many
ways they’re
actually doing better because their birth is no accident, and their parents
have a stable, loving
union.<http://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/2013/03/24/same-sex-marriage-why-supporting-good-for-children/z62f0JiIFLeQmjrhOYhOqO/story.html>
Won’t
somebody think of the children — and STOP this “protect marriage” bullshit,
already?

6. Krissi Fucking
Biasiello.<http://www.mediaite.com/online/nggers-bouncing-around-foxs-masterchef-contestant-in-hot-water-for-racially-charged-tweets/>
Looks
like Paula Deen’s not the only racist in the big ol’ greasy kitchen of FUX.
This chef-show contestant hates the NBA because white guys can’t jump, and
thinks sex with a black guy is “rape” unless the woman’s on top. Yup, FUX
sure has a way of picking the winners…pronounced WIENERS.

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7. John Fucking
Kasich.<http://jezebel.com/good-morning-ohio-governor-just-fucked-over-the-state-631544305>
While
Wendy Davis and a crowd of angry, *fantastic* women were busy saving the
day in Texas, Ohio slid under the radar with a bill that’s even worse, and
the women of that state are now oh, SO fucked. Thanks a pantload,
guvnor…and watch your neck next election day, because you are about to
learn what it’s like to be run out of town on a rail. BY WOMEN.

8. James Fucking
Dobson.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/01/james-dobson-marriage-equality-will-destroy-entire-superstructure-of-society/>
Oh
noes! Same-sex marriage will destroy “the entire superstructure of society”
— and by that, he means his own way of making easy money off the guilty
consciences of closet cases too scared to come out. Actually, you know
what? If that’s what the “superstructure of society” is, it fucking
DESERVES to collapse. Because a society built on bigotry and hypocrisy is
unlivable — and doomed to collapse anyway.

9. Dana Fucking
Loesch.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/01/conservative-pundit-dana-loesch-mimics-mlk-speech-dont-judge-us-by-the-content-of-our-magazines/>
If
anyone ever believed that FUX Snooze’s token brunette would be any smarter
than its herd of identical bubble-headed blondes, worry not…this one is
every bit as fucking stupid, if not more so. I’m sure that’s cold comfort
to all the smart blondes out there trying to fight the channel’s
reinforcement of their unearned image, but it’s true. And, that said: Using
Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech to uphold paranoid white gun
nuts’ bullshit privileges as though they were rights is not only fucking
stupid, it’s also cynical as all hell. And, oh yeah: RACIST.

10. Brit Fucking
Hume.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/01/fox-news-host-on-immigration-reform-baloney-just-focus-on-white-people/>
And
while we’re on the subject of FUX Snooze’s bubbleheaded “personalities”
(note the quotes), even the middle-aged males are no smarter than their
young females. Case in point: Ol’ White Power here. At this rate, the GOP
can stop wondering why their “message” isn’t resonating with blacks,
Latinos, or immigrants of any color. All they need to do is turn the TV on
to their favorite network and look at themselves in the mirror. That is, if
that’s not asking too much of them in the way of introspection and
self-awareness.

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11. Jim Fucking
DeMint.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/30/jim-demint-women-want-to-be-forced-to-have-ultrasounds/>
So,
women WANT to be FORCED to have unnecessary ultrasounds at an anti-choice
“pregnancy centre”, when they’ve already decided on abortion? Yeah, that
makes a *shitload* of sense. Just like men wanting to be forced to have a
prostate exam when they’re in for a Viagra ‘scrip. Or perhaps a penile
exam, accompanied by barely muffled laughter. Which, I think, ought to be
forced on HIM, just so he has a better idea of just how humiliating that
sort of thing is for us (although, to be frank, it still gives NO sense of
the amount of emotional distress also involved).

12. Matt Fucking
Barber.<http://www.truthwinsout.org/opinion/2013/07/36019/> Oh,
da poor persecuted widdle wingnut. Somebody please tell him that he won’t
be arrested for holding on to shitty, outmoded beliefs…only for acting
shittily on them. And in the meantime, he’ll be shunned. Which, correct me
if I’m wrong, but isn’t that what all those wingnutty religious sects do to
anyone who refuses to conform to THEIR beliefs, anyway? So, he’ll be on the
other side of that coin for a change. *WAAAAAAAAAA!*

13. Les Fucking
Kinsolving.<http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/necrophiliacs-will-use-supreme-court-ruling-to-endorse-their-marriages-says-kinsolving/news/2013/07/02/70362>
And
speaking of shitty, outmoded wingnuts, how about him? He’s afraid that
necrophiliacs will soon be able to marry corpses. Correct me again if I’m
wrong, but…isn’t that already happening to those who believe that
remarriage, even in the event of widowhood, is ADULTERY???

14. Paul Fucking
Scalia.<http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/scalias-son-says-homosexuality-doesnt-exist-plans-address-group-encourages-lifelong-abstinen>
I
don’t know what disturbs me more: the fact that anyone considered Antonin
Fucking Scalia worth sleeping with, or the fact that she had a son by him.
Oh wait, I know! It’s the fact that said son is a repugnant, puritanical,
homophobic chip off the ol’ repugnant, puritanical, homophobic block! And
even better: He’s a priest, advocating for “permanent celibacy” for the
queers. *Hmmmmm.*

*[image: paul-scalia-asshole.jpg]*

15. Timothy Fucking
Dolan.<http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/07/01/cardinal_dolan_transferred_57_million_to_a_cemetery_fund_to_shield_it_from.html>
And
while we’re on the subject of repugnant, puritanical, homophobic, etc., get
a load of the cardinal of New York. Hiding money in a cemetery fund (!) so
that Catholic sexual-abuse victims wouldn’t be able to lay claim to it in
their lawsuits against the church! Hey, who said you can’t take it with
you? $57 million says you can…*ka-CHING!*

16. Howard Fucking
Haralson.<http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/06/30/outrageous-abuse-of-authority-as-judge-grants-sole-custody-of-6-year-old-girl-to-convicted-pedophile-father/>
Y’know,
one really has to wonder what kind of bribe would make a judge hand a
six-year-old girl, who hasn’t seen her father practically since she was
conceived, over to said father…*who also happens to have been convicted of
sexually molesting a six-year-old in the past.* And to decide that the
girl’s mother, who’s been trying her damnedest to shield the little one
from that predator, is a “bad mother” just because she can’t remember all
the names of the doctors the girl has seen in order to correct a birth
defect. Hmmmm…mom who knocked herself out caring for little girl, or
pedophile dad who expressed no interest in her until she reached the same
age as his previous victim? Yeah…HARD decision, yeronner.

17 and 18. Kevin Fucking Swanson and Dave Fucking
Buehner.<http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-gay-marriage-leads-laptop-pet-rock-marriages-drags-feces-over-institution-marriage>
Yup,
the dynamic duo of dumbth made the cut again this week…by suggesting that
the DOMA decision legalizes marriages between people and inanimate objects.
Hey guys, if you love your stupidity so much, why don’t you marry it? You
can…NOW. *Bwahahahahaha.*

19. Rod Fucking
Parsley.<http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rod-parsley-prophecy-special-gays-destroy-civilization-obamacare-will-require-chip-implants>
No,
Mr. Herb Garnish, no chip implants for humans yet. And no plans for them in
the future, either. Now stop harping on that imaginary threat, and find
something real to get exercised about, before I chop you up and throw you
in some soup.

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20. Thor Fucking
Halvorssen.<http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-jennifer-lopez-turkmenistan-happy-birthday-controversy-20130701,0,1991097.story>
Oh,
what a sad time it must be for him…his beloved Wanker #2 “sang” for
Turkmenbashi, and now he’s got his silk boxers all in a knot about it. Hey,
Thor? Next time, wear them around your neck. You’re no more about human
rights than J-Lo is about singing. After all, it was YOUR dipshit petition
that she signed against Chavecito, remember?

21 and 22. Den Fucking Trumbull and Rick Fucking
Wiles.<http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-laments-lack-intelligent-discussion-gay-rights-warns-gay-nazism>
Like
so many other professional homophobes this week, they were left scrambling
for ways to go on justifying their increasingly marginalized stance. And
they found one, and it involves (a) Godwin violations galore, and (b)
anti-science claiming that “science is being left behind”…*by actual
scientists*. Tune in next week, when their heads start to spin, spit up pea
soup, and explode!

23 and 24. Samy and Amy Fucking
Bouzaglo.<http://www.happyplace.com/24868/amys-baking-company-employee-contract-leaked>
Uh..guys?
Making your employees sign a contract which is at odds with labor law does
NOT make your unethical business practices legal. Or ethical. It might,
however, make you look even more fucking deranged than you already are. And
even less desirable as prospective employers…even in the current
craptacular economy.

25. Paula Fucking
Deen.<http://jezebel.com/paula-deen-hopes-gay-marriage-ruling-will-somehow-save-651095025>
OMFG,
she’s looking to have a big gay plantation wedding for realz. Or something.
I’m not sure what this latest legal challenge is actually supposed to do,
but if it’s damage control, she’s doin it rong.

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26, 27 and 28. David Fucking Barton, Rick Fucking Green, and Danny Fucking
Holliday.<http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gay-marriage-violates-separation-church-and-state-apparently>
Same-sex
marriage violates the church/state separation? Nuh-unh, sparky. What is
this, Opposite Week? Oh yeah, what am I saying…it’s ALWAYS Opposite Week in
Right Wingnuttia.

29. John Fucking
McCain.<http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/07/03/2248421/mccain-doj-college-harassment/>
If
you ever wonder why all the most vociferous defenders of rape culture are
older men, quit fucking wondering. I can tell you from personal
experience<http://www.sabinabecker.com/2013/06/a-few-random-thoughts-about-rape-culture.html>,
at university and beyond, that those guys are the ones most likely to try
to take advantage of women, especially trusting, inexperienced young
ones…and do everything in their power to make sure that THAT privilege
never dies. They have all inculcated their sons with those same
anti-values, too. So it’s hardly surprising that they’re out there wailing
and flailing about how anti-rape campaigns are “de-eroticizing” the world,
on and off campus. After all, that’s their meat market that the nasty,
uppity wimmin are interfering with!

30. Robert Fucking
Knight.<http://onenewsnow.com//perspectives/robert-knight/2013/07/02/black-robed-hate-group>
Blah
blah blah blah FUCKING QUEERS blah blah blah blah BLACK-ROBED HATE GROUP
blah blah blah blah GOD GOD GOD blah blah blah blah TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE
blah blah blah blah SUPREME COURT PERVERTED blah blah blabbity blah blah.

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31. Mark Fucking
O<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/05/zimmermans-lawyers-demand-an-acquittal/>
‘Mara.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/05/zimmermans-lawyers-demand-an-acquittal/>
No,
you cannot has acquittal. Especially not after the way you went after
Trayvon Martin’s
mom<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/05/zimmermans-lawyers-demand-an-acquittal/>
on
the stand, claiming that her son caused his own death. At the hands of your
fucking client, motherfucker. And his own mother identified the screaming
for help on the 911 tape as his voice,
too.<http://gawker.com/trayvon-martins-mother-testified-i-heard-my-son-scre-677009814>
At
long last, motherfucker — HAVE YOU NO FUCKING SHAME???

32. Joe Fucking
Kernen.<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/05/cnbc-anchor-blasts-cult-of-enviro-socialists/>
Yeah,
I’m an “enviro-socialist”. No, it is NOT a cult; it’s a legitimate
political viewpoint, and an accurate one. And I will thank you to stop
saying that like it’s a bad thing, because it’s not. The bad thing is being
a polluting plutocrat. Like Y-O-U, fuckhead.

33. David Fucking
Brooks.<http://gawker.com/david-brooks-is-mentally-unprepared-for-egyptian-democr-678039879?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow>
I
have yet to meet an Egyptian (and I’ve met several) who lacks “the basic
mental ingredients” for anything. On the other hand, ol’ Wavy Gravy Davey
seems a few teacups shy of a full service everytime I read one of his
drivellings…on ANYTHING. Basic mental ingredients: He no haz them.

34. Peter Fucking Kent. Why?

[image: peter-kent-is-glad.jpg]

That’s why. He (or more likely, his hired flunkie) forgot to switch over to
a dummy Twitter account before tooting the horn for him.

35. Chris Fucking
Koster.<http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/07/05/2260251/missouri-attorney-general-calls-for-revival-of-gas-chambers/>
He
wants to bring back the gas chamber in Missouri? Oh goodie! Y’know, I think
that would be a great idea…for anyone who still supports the death penalty.
Congrats, Chris, you get to be first in line!

36. John Fucking
Kerry.<http://gawker.com/john-kerry-was-totally-chilling-on-his-yacht-during-the-679497621>
While
Egypt was burning, the man who handed the 2004 election to Dubya and his
band of thieves was fiddling…on his yacht. The war hero turned anti-war
protester is now about as useful as tits on a bull. Remind me again of why
you’re in the State Dept., John. And when you’re done with that, can you
tell me if you were for the coup before you were against it, or vice versa?

37. Adam Fucking
Kokesh.<http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/07/05/2258631/kokesh-loads-shotgun-dc/>
Y’know,
repeatedly breaking the law on the streets of your nation’s capital is
really not a good idea. Especially not if the “point” is to prove that
“law-abiding” gun owners are, like, super fucking duper law-abiding, and
just to prove it, they’re gonna have themselves a million-moron gun-nut
“revolution”, complete with loaded guns on the streets of a city where
that’s not fucking allowed.

38. Rupert Fucking
Murdoch.<http://gawker.com/rupert-murdoch-caught-on-tape-we-will-hit-back-660365967>
Oh
surprise! Ol’ Rupee not only knew about the way his “journalists” were
hacking and spying, but now he’s got a floppy ol’ hate-boner for the law,
too. This cannot go any way but well.

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39. Ted Fucking
Baehr.<http://freakoutnation.com/2013/07/05/right-wing-christians-upset-tontos-character-in-the-lone-ranger-isnt-christian/>
Awwww.
Looks like the Religious Reich has Teh Butthurt over the fact that the
latest unnecessary remake of the Lone Ranger isn’t cram-jammed with their
brand of propaganda. Look at all the fucks that nobody else gives!

40. Scott Fucking
Walker.<http://freakoutnation.com/2013/07/05/gov-scott-walker-r-derp-wants-all-up-in-your-vagina-signs-into-law-mandated-ultrasounds/>
Does
somebody want a binky? Preferably shoved up his ass, unlubed? I’m guessing
so, since Snotty Scotty Wanker just signed another unnecessary ultrasound
re-rape bill into law. Legal challenges coming right down, in 5…4…3…2…

41. George Fucking
Zimmerman.<http://www.mediaite.com/tv/george-zimmerman-laughs-in-court/>
He
smirked and snurked while on trial for murder. FOR MURDER. Keep giggling,
Georgie…we’ll see who laughs last when you’re found guilty, guilty, GUILTY.

42. Aaron Fucking
Schock.<http://freakoutnation.com/2013/07/05/allegedly-straight-republican-fabulously-cheers-anti-gay-group-for-their-work-in-denying-equal-rights/>
Yeah,
sure, dude, we believe you’re straight. That’s why you’re working overtime
to deny civil rights to LGBTs in your district, eh? Well, Mary, I hear a
little pink tutu-clad skeleton dancing the Watusi in your closet, to a
steady 200 bpm beat from my whooping gaydar. Better watch it before it does
damage to your *faaaabulous* wardrobe, eh?

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43. Katie Fucking
Hopkins.<http://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-u-k-snob-who-proudly-judges-kids-by-working-class-names-torn-apart-by-piers-morgan-tv-hosts/>
Think
the British class system is dead? Not so…it lives on in this obvious bleach
blonde, with her obvious fake tan and her obvious croc-print dress, with
her obvious posh accent and her awfully obvious snobbery regarding
children’s names. Also her obvious utter lack of a sense of irony. And her
obvious, obvious twattitude.

44. Russ Fucking
Hiebert.<http://www.vancouversun.com/business/Poll+cited+Tory+union+disclosure+fight+under+review+polling+standards+group/8618568/story.html>
Union-busting
SupposiTory gets his very cherry-picky union-busting poll paid for by a
union-busting “nonprofit” group. Gee! What a fucking coinkydink! It’s just
like my German mom says…”one hand washes the other”. Yes. Yes, it does.

45. Pamela Fucking
Wallin.<http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/wallin-resigns/article13048823/>
Meanwhile,
in other SupposiTory hand-washing news, Pammy-pie has quit all those boards
where she sat making lots and lots of pin money in defiance of
conflict-of-interest law. Not to mention influence peddling. Well. I guess
that makes it all better now, doesn’t it?

46. Jim Fucking
Standridge.<http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-im-important-im-somebody-baptist-pastor-throws-epic-hissy-fit-berates-churchgoers/>
Shorter:
WAAAAAAAAA! Pay attention to me! I’m somebody! Don’t you DARE fall asleep
on me! I hate you! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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47. William Fucking
Eacho.<http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2013/07/05/us-ambassador-to-austria-reportedly-responsible-for-false-claim-snowden-was-on-bolivian-leaders-plane/>
The
US ambassador to Austria has some ‘splainin’ to do as to how he came to be
giving the order for Evo’s plane to land in Vienna, under pain of a
shoot-down, to conduct a search (which did not take place) for a man who
wasn’t on board. Since when does the US send the officials of a foreign
country to do its dirty work? Since, oh — when the fuck was the Monroe
Doctrine written, again? And when the hell did it start applying to Europe?

48 and 49. Robin Fucking Thicke and Justin Fucking
Timberlake.<http://www.salon.com/2013/07/05/what_men_want_america_delivers/>
Got
no talent? Look like a cheeseball? Need to liven things up before people
start to wonder why you’re even there? Get more sexism! Throw in all the rapey
PUA shit and gratuitous
boobage<http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/17/blurred-lines-robin-thicke-s-summer-anthem-is-kind-of-rapey.html>
you
can. Brag about the size of your cocktail wienie. Hell, who’ll ever notice?
Certainly not the Cheeto-fed masses who think this crapola passes for
culture.

50. Clayton Fucking
Morris.<http://www.newshounds.us/20130706_on_fox_friends_america_is_christian_nation_fourth_of_july_is_religious_holiday>
Once
more, with feeling: Read the Treaty of
Tripoli!<http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/treaty_tripoli.html> The
US is NOT a Christian nation, and the Fourth of July is NOT a religious
holiday! Jesus H. Christ, how stupid does one have to be to believe such
things? Is this guy one of those who believed that dinosaurs existed in
Genesis, too? Theocracy is NOT democracy, people.

[image: egypt-money.jpg]

*And finally, to the Fucking Wall Street Journal — which has finally and
truly earned itself the name of Wall Street URINAL. Egypt “needs a
Pinochet”<http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/06/wall-street-journal-says-egypt-needs-a-pinochet/>
like
I need an extra vagina. Pinochet, in case you’ve forgotten, fucking RUINED
Chile in every conceivable way, including making abortion illegal even for
an 11-year-old who got raped, and whose life may be in
danger.<http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/abortion-debate-erupts-in-chile-over-case-of-raped-11-year-old/article13043407/>
He
fucked the economy on all fronts, he killeddemocracy (he didn’t “midwife” a
goddamn fucking thing!), he “disappeared” thousands of ordinary Chileans,
he ordered the murder of the great Víctor Jara, and even two innocent US
citizens weren’t safe from his goon squads. And the Urinal talks about all
this as though it were “necessary”? For what — fucking Egypt up the Suez
Canal? What a crock of utter bullshit. But then, what do we expect of a
crapitalist rag? Fascism, as I so often say, isn’t capitalism plus murder;
it’s capitalism minus gloves.*

*Good night, and get fucked!*


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