============================================================ Accept ONLINE PAYMENTS - Increase SALES+CUSTOMER LOYALTY. 3-minute TOUR gives you everything you need to know. Learn how to MAXIMIZE ONLINE PROFITS + MINIMIZE ONLINE RISK. http://click.topica.com/caaajLwb1dhlqb2pVMza/VeriSign ============================================================
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ====> LABLaughsClean =====> http://www.LABLaughs.com ======> Another F-R-E-E mailing from LABLaughs.com ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL in Career/Academics, Finance and Life? You need PEOPLE SKILLS! TEAM SKILLS! SUCCESS SKILLS! LIFE SKILLS, in short. Subscribe FREE to 10-Day 'I TOO CAN' Course on Personality Development! UNIQUE and e-mail based! For details of the Main Program, visit us at www.itoocan.com For FREE Course, email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- INTRODUCTION Happy Holidays! "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- QUICK JOKE They said, "In Capitalism man exploits man, while in Socialism, it is the other way round!" ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- CARTOON TIME Achoo! http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20020406 <a href="http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20020406";> AOL users click here </a> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> WHAT WILL THEY FIND? IF YOUR BOSS ACCESSED YOUR COMPUTER? IF YOU TOOK YOUR PC IN FOR REPAIR? IF YOUR FAMILY USED YOUR COMPUTER? CLICK BELOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF http://www.interneteraser.com/index.html?ID=6747496 <a href="http://www.interneteraser.com/index.html?ID=6747496";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- TOO HOT, TOO COLD A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restau- rant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest. "Oh, I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Claim a FREE $25 Gift Card when you become an active Connections member! Try Connections and Save Big on family entertainment with discounts on Movie Tickets and Exclusive Member Only Savings at retailers, restaurants and amusement parks nationwide! Plus, if you join today, we�ll also give you 2 FREE movie tickets! http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/50853/166845/166845 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/50853/166845/166845";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- BRAGGING RIGHTS! Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem and they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song and they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!" ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Start your own home-based travel business today. Earn a sizeable income. No experience necessary. Low start-up cost, full business support and training. Plus, when you travel like a travel agent, you'll receive fantastic discounts and great industry perks. (valid for U.S. residents only) http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/51252/166845/166845 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/51252/166845/166845";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- QUITE COLD! The Indians asked their Chief if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The person on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes", the weather person replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the person replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!" ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Buried in e-mail handling rather than business handling? ... Learn FREE How to Handle e-mails Best! Send a Blank e-mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Advertising Info: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- We claim no copyrights to the material in our mailing lists, if you do Forward it then please leave it intact. If you wish to reproduce material, then permission is granted, a link and credit would be nice but is in no way required. ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- Please feel free to send us any feedback or comments about this, or any other LABLaughs Service. We aim to please. Just send mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] and we'll try to please you! Don't forget to visit our site at http://www.LABLaughs.com ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- If you've got a Canon or Epson printer and need new ink... Visit http://www.LABLaughs.com/offers/mrinkman.htm If you're a website owner and you need a new host... Visit http://www.YourLastHost.com If you're looking for a banner exchange... Visit http://www.LABLaughs.com/banners.htm . ============================================================ Building your e-commerce Web site is complicated, right? Doesn�t have to be. Get our FREE e-commerce Basics Guide and learn how to process SECURE ONLINE PAYMENTS. http://click.topica.com/caaajK9b1dhlqb2pVMzf/VeriSign ============================================================ ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhlq.b2pVMz Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
