RE: [labradoodles] Re: New dog in town

Wed, 17 May 2006 08:54:19 -0700

Gee, thanks:

 

I don’t know how I learned to type—it comes as naturally as running after that red floppy thing that my owner keeps throwing. It takes a lot of time for me to write an email—my human helps out with the mouse, which speeds things along, but I have to do all the hard work.

 

It was a real surprise to find out that I had a half-brother named Bram who lives in Washington. And Kira, who is related to my dad. It is all too much to comprehend. I sure would like to sniff them both. Perhaps someone could explain how I could have a half-brother who is big and black while I am small and cream colored. I mean, what kind of family is this?

 

It is still three weeks before I go to my puppy class and can go out and meet some of my neighbors. I’ve already talked to Banjo next door—he wants to go running with me—and I have heard some other barking, so I know that there is a lot to do and see out there. I don’t understand this vaccination stuff, and why I need to wait so long before we go out the gate. My human says that I don’t understand because I have about a puppy’s 3-second attention span, but I let him know that my attention span is more than his was at 12 weeks. Ha!

 

One of the things that is nice about being online and sort of anonymous is that you can say things that you wouldn’t normally say face-to-face. I wanted to let you all know that I am a coprophagialic—that’s a fancy word that means I like to eat my poop. I know that it grosses most of you out—my human can’t understand it, but I ask him whether he has ever tried it himself. That shut him up. I can’t quite explain why I like it, but I just do. My human has been sprinkling some MSG on my food, and now he has started adding these Deter tablets. I have to admit that it sure changes the taste, and it is less attractive. My human hovers over me whenever I act like I’m going to take a dump, and he snatches it up before I even have a chance to check it out.

 

The morning fog is starting to burn off, and I can see blue sky. I think it is going to be warm again today, and that means that I might get to play in the water. Here’s a new picture of me, running to get the ball.

 

So long… Molly

 

 

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John Morehead

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of jacboro
Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 10:17 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [labradoodles] Re: New dog in town

 

Molly,

 

Your typing skills are amazing...you are certainly one smart doodle!

 

Cute, VERY Cute!

Kristan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Molly,

You are so pretty!  And you sound like quite a character!  Don't
worry, soon you'll have your family trained to do what you want . .
it didn't take me long at all! 

Boodles
(http://www.ekristan.com/daboyz/boodles)

--- In [email protected], "redrover95472" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
>
> Hi. My name is Molly, and I am a 10-week old Labradoodle. I live
with my
> family in Sebastopol, CA, but I was born at Sierra Vista
Labradoodles in
> Davis, CA. I weigh about 7 pounds, and they tell me that I'll grow
up to
> be a medium sized doodle, which is okay with me.
>
> One thing that you might want to know about me is that my dad is
Mr.
> June in the 2005 Labradoodle calendar. They call him Neptune, but
he
> wasn't around very much, and left most of the work to my mom,
Sunny. I
> had five brothers and sisters, but they all disappeared one day,
just
> before I came to my new home. All I have left is this old towel
that we
> all slept on.
>
> Another thing that you might want to know is that I like water. I
can
> play all day in my wading pool, and one of my favorite things is
to get
> really wet and then jump on the newspaper that my human is
reading. It
> is so much fun! They got me some play toys, but, honestly, I much
prefer
> those shoes that sit by the door.
>
> My human took some pictures of me and put them in the photo
section.
> They are pretty good, I guess, but I wish they would have told me
that
> they were going to take pictures before I went skinny-dipping.
You'll
> see--there is one that makes me look a little fat and another
where I'm
> just dripping, but they do show my real doodle nature.
>
> They tell me that I don't have all of my vaccinations yet, so I
can't go
> meet some of those other dogs that I can see through the fence.
They all
> look so interesting. I'd love to go out there to sniff them. In the
> meantime, I just have this little yard to run around in.
>
> Okay, my owner is coming. He keeps taking me out to this one spot
in the
> yard, and just stands there like a statue. I can't figure out what
he
> wants me to do. And, can you believe it, he has me tied up on a
leash,
> like I'm some kind of livestock or something. And why does he get
so
> excited when I pee? Go figure...
>
> So long.
>
> Molly
>




 

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