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Two male hippies are walking down the street -- full Afro with ribbons and flowers, torn clothes, bare feet -- the whole nine yards. They encounter a nun -- black habit to the ground, face carefully wrapped to show none of the hairline, the hairdress/sail a meter high -- again, the whole nine yards, if in the opposite direction.
But, the nun also "sports" a pair of crutches...
As they come face to face, one of the hippies says: "Peace be with you, Sister. What happened to your leg?"
The nun replies: "God be with you, child. I broke it, getting out of the bathtub"
They nod, they smile, they pass... A block or so later, one of the hippies asks the other: "What the eff is a 'bathtub'?"
The second one replies: "Don't ask *me*; I'm not religious"
----- Tamara P Duvall mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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