Love this one -- short and sweet :)

From: R.P.

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning.


The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93. When he
died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a
fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.


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Tamara P Duvall
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Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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