A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband".

He replies, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it
to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription...". 

Jean in Poole
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