POINTS TO PONDER

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting 
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed 
up in the first place! 

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When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky 
dunk". 

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply 
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't 
fallen asleep yet. 

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My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he 
said. 

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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 

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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started 
with something called labor! 

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. 


Jean in Poole
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