(By the way, why was he called the Lone Ranger when he always had Tonto with him?)
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their > tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger > wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me > what you see." > Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." > "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. > Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it Tells me > that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions o f planets. > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. > Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the > morning. > Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and > insignificant. > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it > tell you, Kemo Sabi?" > The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, it > means someone has stolen our tent." To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
