From: R.P.
The old folks here will be happy to know that some of the artists from the
60's are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate our
advancing age:
Led Zeppelin - "Chair Lift to Heaven"
AC/DC - "Whole Lotta Rolaids"
Joe Walsh - "My Maserati does 185, I lost my vision and now I don't drive"
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
James Brown - "Papa's Got A Brand New Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"
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