Great Quotes by Great Ladies! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- ++++ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- ++++ I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- ++++ Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- ++++ A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- ++++ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- ++++ My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- ++++ Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- ++++ A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- ++++ The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- ++++ Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- ++++ Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- ++++ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- ++++ I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- ++++ If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- ++++ When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley- ++++ I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- ++++ If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- ++++ I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- ++++ When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- ++++ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- ++++ In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman. -M argaret Thatcher- ++++ I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- ++++ I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- ++++ Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- ++++
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