In response to Tamara's funny, funny list, I just have to
say that DH and I have just returned from a cruise to
Alaska, and I think we probably saw all of these things
onboard the ship!  ; )

Clay

>Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
following
combinations do
not go together:

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A bellybutton ring and a gallbladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a walker

Clay Blackwell
Lynchburg, VA

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