From: R.P.
One sunny day in Jerusalem a tourist was watching one of the locals deep in
prayer at the Wailing Wall. The tourist watched for quite some time and then
walked over to the man at the wall and asked, "Do your prayers ever get
answered?" "No!" the man answered. "Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a
wall!"
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Moses, Jesus, and a third were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to
the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly
toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it
rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward
the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind
of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped
it up onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off
a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof of a
nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto
the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the
pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily
pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on
the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle
swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the
green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball which bounced
right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
----- Tamara P Duvall mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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