I was told this as I do Career Consultancy. A duck walks into a Job Centre and asks the Career Consultant for a job.
The consultant says, 'hey we don't get much call for ducks but I'll take your number and if anything comes in I'll let you know'. As soon as the duck goes out the door, the consultant gets a call from the local circus, looking for a duck. 'Well', asks the consultant, 'what terms are you offering?' The circus owner replies, '25% of the takings, their own caravan and all the electricity that the duck can use'. 'Amazing', says the consultant, 'I've just had a duck in here this morning and he was looking for work, I'll ring him straight away'. The consultant, not wanting to loose a placement, gets straight onto the phone and calls the duck. 'I've got a great opportuntity for you', says the consultant. 'The local circus have just rung and they are looking for a duck - 25% of the takings, your own caravan and all the electricity you can use'. 'Well', says the duck, 'that's no good'. 'Why not?' asks the consultant 'Because I'm a plumber'. Regards Liz Beecher I'm <A HREF="http://journals.aol.com/thelacebee/thelacebee";>blogging</A> now - see what it's all about To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
