From: R.P.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a buxom blonde
arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of dice. She said,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new
clothes!". Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!". She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money
and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know; I thought
YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
----- Tamara P Duvall mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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