There was a wonderful article on our serious Radio 4 this morning saying
that it can't be said that the US is less than thorough in its search for
weapons of mass destruction.

The boss of a Victorian distillery, producing fine Scotch Whisky in the
Western Isles of Scotland, recounted how they had installed web cams so that
people could see what an old-fashioned distillery looked like rather than
the modern laboratory-like ones. They received an email saying that one of
the web cams had broken down. They fixed it and emailed back to say "thanks
for letting us know". Then they noticed that the email had come from the
DTRA (Defence Threat Reduction Agency) in the US, so the distillery bosses
emailed them again and asked what their interest in them was. They heard
nothing for about two months, and then they've just received received an
email saying that the DTRA had been monitoring the distillery because
distilling and brewing processes were very much like the processes used in
the production of weapons of mass destruction, and that a distillery could
easily be converted for such a purpose. The DTRA was absolutely serious in
what is was doing, the distillery bosses thought it hilarious. The brewery
boss said that this wasn't a publicity stunt - it had actually happened. He
added that he wouldn't say that Scotch whisky was a weapon of mass
destruction, but it could probably be classed as a weapon of mass
distraction.

The presenter wondered if the DTRA really thought that someone engaged in
the production of such weapons would really install webcams and transmit the
pictures around the world. Radio 4 tried to speak to a spokesman from the
DTRA, but up to the time the programme was broadcast, they hadn't had a
response.

Until tomorrow morning at least, the conversation between the distillery
boss and the Radio 4 presenter is on:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/listenagain/

and clicking on the underlined word 'whiskey' next to 0817 (the time of the
broadcast).

Jean in Poole

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