Hi All, DH sent me these and I've not seen them before. It's hard to get any jokes before Tamara does! Jane in Vermont [EMAIL PROTECTED]
-----Original Message----- A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an ML." The bartender says, " What's an ML?" She says, " A Miller Light." Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a BL." The bartender says, "What's a BL?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bar tender says," What's a fifteen?" She says," 7&7, duh!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My blonde sister is a waitress at a hotel. One morning a customer was sitting at the table in the dining area, and said to my sister: "I'd like a cup of coffee, no cream." My sister went to get the coffee, but after 2 minutes came back to ask, "I'm sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you want your coffee without milk instead?" > > To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
