From: R.P.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how's
everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just this one problem. It's these three breasts that you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with
my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they are a real
hassle," reported Eve. She went on to tell God that since many other parts
of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she
felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced", as she put it.
"That is a fair point." replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And
God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. Well, Eve,
how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, the cow has her bull, all
the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that business about the rib?
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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