When short hemlines came back into fashion, I dug an old 
miniskirt out of my closet. I tried it on, but couldn't 
figure out what to do with my other leg.

                            ***

Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your 
kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40s.

                            ***

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise 
words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."


Jean in Poole

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