From: R.C.
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments� and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into�the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know�it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to�Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of�all?"
She asks, "What?" and he�replies "SEX!!!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why you� old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your�head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would�be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
"Well, I� can oblige", says Mildred, and gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly�each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and�Mildred would hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find� Howard and make sure that he was O.K.
She� walked around the senior citizen home where she found him�sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who� was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious,�Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have�that I don't have?!?"
Howard smiled happily�and replied,�"Parkinson's!"
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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