From: R.P.
A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had an
affair with a woman... almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in
the poor box."
The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the
poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who
was watching, runs after him saying, "I saw that you didn't put any money in
the poor box!"
The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in.
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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