> Men strike back! > How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will > probably never be able to support you. > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to > stand closer to the kitchen sink. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do men break wind more than women? > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required > pressure. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling > at the front door, who do you let in first? > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > A woman who won't do what she's told. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her fi! rst name was > Always. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex > drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do men die before their wives? > They want to. Or they are driven to it.! > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the > street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are > sexy. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. > Then God created Man and rested. > Then God created Woman. > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select > few women who can handle the truth...
I'd just like to see DH try and strike back!!!! :-D Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
