Subject: Australian ventriloquist An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and decides he'll have a little fun. Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?" Farmer: "Don't be stupid, the dog doesn't talk" Aussie: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right."
The farmer is astonished. Aussie: "Is this guy your owner?" Dog: "Yep" Aussie: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." The farmer's mouth falls open in utter disbelief. Farmer: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I don't think." Aussie: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Now the farmer is absolutely dumbfounded. Aussie: "Is this your owner?" Horse: "Yep" Aussie: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Farmer staggers back in amazement. Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Farmer: "The sheep's a liar!!!" David To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
