AUSSIE LOVE POEM
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who's your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They're just giving in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm telling ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on Nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought that you was as good as I
Was ever gunna get
No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!

David in Ballarat

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