From: R.P.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't cut it, so
they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but it was just a so-so job and I just
wasn't suited for it.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
I tried to become a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life--but I just didn't have the thyme.
I went to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't all that
noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.(That was
my sole complaint.)
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income. I wasn't even making scale.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just so draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but it didn't work out. They said
I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was always the
same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND I FIND THAT I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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