Oh, T!!! The poem was ROTFLOL. Toooo funny! But not so funny was when I
had a needle biopsy. Think 5 hours in that thing!!! Not so very amusing!
And Jean, I'm hoping (and praying) for the best results for you! Keep a
stiff upper and let us know when you find out.
Linda, the string-a-holic in Oregon where it was 50F today and gloriously
sunny after 8" of rain in January.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tamara P. Duvall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "chat Arachne" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 8:41 PM
Subject: [lace-chat] Re: Results of visit to breast clinic
> On Feb 4, 2004, at 13:21, Jean Nathan wrote:
>
> > I went to the breast clinic this morning for the results of the tests
> > they
> > did last week, and the result is - inconclusive.
>
> I hope that, when you do go back, the results will have turned from
> "inconclusive" to "conclusively benign". In my late teens/early 20ties
> I had a lump, which I -- mostly -- ignored, as it didn't seem to
> change. Once I got to US, DH (not DH yet, but with some interest in
> lumps and such <g>) insisted I go see the doctor. The doctor put on a
> very serious face and opined that I ought to see him again if it
> changed... Duh? I need to pay for that kind of advice?
>
> The thing just disappeared, sometime during pregnancy, though I didn't
> think it was the kind of "change" the doctor had in mind, and didn't
> make a point of visiting him... I realise that getting pregnant soon is
> an unlikely solution for Jean, but I hope that her problem -- like my
> problem -- proves to be just a passing cloud...
>
> In the meantime, remember the joys of *checking*... :)
>
> > From: T.H.
>
> Before a mammogram :
>
> Perfect Breasts
> (o)(o)
>
> Fake Silicone Breasts
> ( + )( + )
>
> Perky Breasts
> (*)(*)
>
> Big Nipple Breasts
> (@)(@)
>
> A Cups
> o o
>
> D Cups
> { O }{ O }
>
> Wonder Bra Breasts
> (oYo)
>
> Cold Breasts
> ( ^ )( ^ )
>
> Lopsided Breasts
> (o)(O)
>
> Pierced Nipple Breasts
> (Q)(O)
>
> Hanging Tassels Breasts
> (p)(p)
>
> Grandma's Breasts
> \ o /\ o /
>
> Against The Shower Door Breasts
> ( )( )
>
> Android Breasts
> | o | | o |
>
> During a Mammogram Breasts !!
> ___ ___
>
> For years and years they told me,
> Be careful of your breasts.
> Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
> And give them monthly tests.
>
> So I heeded all their warnings,
> And protected them by law.
> Guarded them very carefully,
> And I always wore my bra.
>
> After 30 years of astute care,
> My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
> Said I should get a Mammogram
> "O.K," I said, "let's do it."
>
> "Stand up here real close" she said,
> (She got my boob in line),
> "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
> "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
>
> She stepped upon a pedal,
> I could not believe my eyes!
> A plastic plate came slamming down,
> My hooter's in a vise!
>
> My skin was stretched and mangled,
> From underneath my chin.
> My poor boob was being squashed,
> To Swedish Pancake thin.
>
> Excruciating pain I felt,
> Within it's vise-like grip.
> A prisoner in this vicious thing,
> My poor defenseless tit!
>
> "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
> Who does she think she's kidding?!?
> My chest is mashed in her machine,
> And woozy I am getting.
>
> "There, that's good," I heard her say,
> (The room was slowly swaying.)
> "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
> Have mercy, I was praying.
>
> It squeezed me from both up and down,
> It squeezed me from both sides.
> I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
> To HER tender little hide.
>
> Next time that they make me do this,
> I will request a blindfold.
> I have no wish to see again,
> My knockers getting steam rolled.
>
> If I had no problem when I came in,
> I surely have one now.
> If there had been a cyst in there,
> It would have gone "ker-pow!"
>
> This machine was created by a man,
> Of this, I have no doubt.
> I'd like to stick his balls in there,
> And see how THEY come out!
>
> OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer
> Awareness... Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the
> message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends
> -- and even your enemies -- because the worst enemy is Breast Cancer!
>
>
>
>
>
> -----
> Tamara P Duvall
> Lexington, Virginia, USA
> Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
> http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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