The results of the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word,
alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. > >
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole > >
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet. > >
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact. > >
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine. > >
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle. > >
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor. > >
podgie: a pregnant widgie. > >
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity. > >
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater > crustaceans. > >
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub. > >
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants. > >
David in Ballarat
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